Kate Carns

do crabs think fish are flying

[Wendy’s Avenger 🍔 @savethebbqsauce]

Wendy's: Restore Wendy’s Old BBQ Sauce Recipe - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/xBBl3BhiAT via @Change

[13am Adebayo @Bam1of1]

Me During The Halftime Show.

[Kate Carns @katecarns]

🤣🤣

[JR @AFC_Elite]

@MySportsUpdate Kanye watching the halftime show

[Kate Carns @katecarns]

@PopBase Why’d they shrink Kendrick down

[Kate Carns @katecarns]

@KelloggsUS @xoMollzox11 I stand with all of the above - I, too, am calling for @KelloggsUS to bring back the Rice Krispies Treat Cereal! For the love of all that is good!!!

[BravoAndBlaze @BravoAndBlaze]

I don’t trust anyone who wears a fedora, like, as a general rule - Kate #GalleyTalk #BelowDeck #BelowDeckMed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Kate Carns @katecarns]

Just sobbing my way through the @TedLasso Christmas episode while it’s 88° outside. Don’t mind me.

[Mo @MsNikkiMonique]

Bachelor nation finally making it to the end of this season like… #TheBachelorette #TheBacheloretteFinale

[Kate Carns @katecarns]

#ClosingCeremony giving me life!! The hype people, the dancers, the culture — *hey Siri get me to Japan asap!* 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 great hosts

[Kate Carns @katecarns]

Best quote of #TheBachelorette season thus far, “There was one point, that I just cried into my salad.” 😂 @kaitlynbristowe #relatable

[Kate Carns @katecarns]

This whole time I thought her name was KappinTappin #Olympics #Tokyo2020

[Kate Carns @katecarns]

Does the Olympic village have a tattoo artist there that gives everyone the Olympic Rings tattoos #Tokyo2020 #Olympics

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

aioli is just mayo that studied abroad

[Kate Carns @katecarns]

When the temp in my car becomes too hot or cold, I reach for the volume knob to adjust, naturally.

[Kate Carns @katecarns]

@DoorDash_Help TMW you get an alert from @DoorDash saying it’s busy! Log in to make money! But the app has been down for an hour… 🥲

[Kate Carns @katecarns]

What happens if a tow truck needs a tow

[Scotty & Simone @scottyandsimone]

Other people my age: Getting married, having babies, moving
Me: Got my dogs a Lamborghini...

[allison @taybeautifulll]

That’s MY VICE PRESIDENT

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Let's just sit with this for a moment and what it means.

Tomorrow, Kamala Devi Harris will be the first woman sworn in as vice president of the United States.

[Kate Carns @katecarns]

@KimKardashian $katecarns #kkwholiday