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[Dan News @dannews]

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[everything bagel stan esq. @agrEQculture]

This almost gave my coworker an asthma attack so I hope y’all enjoy it

[Hilary Barry @Hilary_Barry]

I think it’s a credit to the Parliamentary Press team that so many of them are sober and able to get to the Beehive at 9pm on a Saturday night. #soprofesh

[Kate @katehula]

@julie_00 @Shadiasworld @netflix Same!

[Telstra @Telstra]

Don't even try and blame 5G for this.

[nick @popcornhistory]

where does "worked for 2 months with jacinda ardern and dr bloomfield's team of five million to eliminate covid-19" go on the cv? asking for a friend

[Kererū 2020 @Kereru4PM]

flight attendant: Is there a Bird of the Year 2019 on this flight?

dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

me: not now dad

dad: not asking for a 7th place bird to help, are they?

me: dad, there's an emergency happening

dad: go see if “no bird has ever been reelected” helps

[vaughn @DearVaughn]

anyone remember this?😂

[Kate @katehula]

@NZTATotS Any more info?

[Kate @katehula]

@instagram Help please! I had a second Instagram account linked to my main account. I recently got a new phone and now the second account is not showing.....what to do, what to do???

[Brooke Windsor @brookeawindsor]

I took this photo as we were leaving #NotreDame about an hour before it caught on fire. I almost went up to the dad and asked if he wanted it. Now I wish I had. Twitter if you have any magic, help him find this 🙏🏼

[Dictionary.com @Dictionarycom]

Bizarre is one word to describe Roseanne's comments about Valerie Jarrett, or you could use this one: https://t.co/zVJw6xps0B https://t.co/ffMvKn445c

[KFC UK @KFC_UKI]

McDonald’s leader Ronald just stated he has a “burger on his desk at all times”. Will someone from his big shoed, red nosed regime inform him that I too have a burger on my desk, but mine is a box meal which is bigger and more powerful than his, and mine has gravy! #nuclearbutton

[D Attenborough @Attenboroughs_D]

I have never seen a more suspicious looking owl. One cannot imagine what nefarious deeds he's about to commit

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/LMg4mj6LFn

[Tristan Cooper @TristanACooper]

There's a Thomas the Tank episode where a stubborn train is punished by being entombed alive forever and it's worse than any horror movie

[Stace @StaceCottrill]

Flight home to Palmy cancelled. No wait. Maybe they awarded me the seat. And then decided to take it away? 🤣🤣#theblocknz

[Newshub @NewshubNZ]

Yes, the camera's still on you, @patrickgowernz #Decision17

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Opera singers dubbed with dial up modems could be the next big thing