Katelyne M Kratofil

[DΛI•Z @FlowerftTower]

I HAD to do this 😂

[Katelyne M Kratofil @katelyne_k]

Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! There have literally been studies that prove this. It’s referred to as having an external locus of control as opposed to an internal locus of control and and it’s an entire perspective shift! Coming to u from a former “gifted kid” amidst an intense locus shift!

[sick baby (sol/sun) @Khoshtistic]

wish ppl realized "gifted kid burnout" isnt "wah ppl arent saying im smart anymore" its "ive had my entire sense of self-worth propped up on being nebulously Intelligent & now that i have to apply real-world skills nobody bothered to teach me, ive realized it's easier to not try"

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Nobody:

Midwest Grandparents: “warsh”

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I find that a lot of stupid people hide behind big words and flowery vocabulary, and a lot of smart people aren’t afraid to use basic language to get their ideas across in an easy to understand way. Also I’m stoned on the toilet right now.

[Katelyne M Kratofil @katelyne_k]

Me presenting my teachers with all of my half-complete assignments two weeks after the due dates:

[crystal @stfucrystxl_]

i could really use a hug and a pep talk from a women like this rn ..

[Zac Saleski @ZacSaleski]

@PatrickMahomes @ArrowheadPride 😂 Kansas Citians be like “cmon in son sit down, have you eaten?”😂

[HunterJ @_hunter_j3]

“Opening up America Again” when the curve is just beginning to flatten is like stopping your prescribed antibiotics because you started to feel better

[James @CaucasianJames]

i’m done being nice

[Katelyne M Kratofil @katelyne_k]

Funny how I’ve been living on my own for two years: paying rent, buying groceries and gas, paying my tuition and phone bill, buying my own clothes and school supplies, purchasing my own medicine...yet somehow I’m still considered a “dependent” so I won’t get a stimulus check

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

Carrie Underwood: “he’s probably buying her fruity little drink ‘cause she can’t shoot whiskey

9 year old me: wow how embarrassing

[Katelyne M Kratofil @katelyne_k]

@HeatherTDay I got sick of hearing “no” anytime I asked for an extension due to illness or family emergency, I literally stopped asking and just started saying I was taking them. Went from “May I?” To “I will be taking an extra day.” Prof was dumbfounded but realized he couldn’t argue

[martyna @_babyfrog]

i think about this illustration by cécile dormeau a lot

[Katelyne M Kratofil @katelyne_k]

I never knew that beavers made sound but at the same time this is exactly how I expected a beaver to sound