whitney duncan

Toronto ➡️ East Coast ⚓️ — musings of a former city girl 🤍

[whitney duncan @katelynpie]

@TheRealFlups EW. Fuck him. I’m sure you’re a stunning queen and can do WAY better than his small dick energy.

[whitney duncan @katelynpie]

#ChrisRockLive chuckling. @Netflix_CA

[whitney duncan @katelynpie]

#WeHaveAGhost on #Netflix is the weirdest/worst movie I’ve seen in a while, but I… enjoyed? it? Apparently? MORE importantly I know I’m old because the wallpaper in the haunted house was BEAUTIFUL!! 😍😍 #decor #thisisthirty

[whitney duncan @katelynpie]

Who the fuck is #IceSpice?!

[whitney duncan @katelynpie]

@Shalalashanta WOW.

[whitney duncan @katelynpie]

Can we just revisit how tragically pathetic (pathetically tragic?) the main event was last night for Gane? Like that was just sad. 🐐 #JonesGane #UFC285

[whitney duncan @katelynpie]

Ok so I don’t really follow high-fashion (designer) brands because let’s be honest, I haven’t robbed a bank yet.. howeverrrrr the @OscardelaRenta Spring line is AHHHHMAZING darling! Florals florals florals. I’m obsessed. #hautecouture 🔥🔥🔥

[Chantal Braganza @chantalbraganza]

So I did this thing where you sit in a steam sauna till you think you’re going to die, then jump into winter-cold ocean water and sit there til you think you’re going to die again, only in a different way—and I’m afraid to report that I totally get why people do this.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Cherubimicality (noun):

The state of being happy-drunk; characterized by expressing love and affection towards friends after consuming a moderate amount of alcohol

[whitney duncan @katelynpie]

Fun fact #CAA doesn’t come get you until it’s “stopped snowing” and “the road has been plowed” — so, um, the point is what exactly…? Asking for myself, & my car… 😒

[whitney duncan @katelynpie]

There are few things that make me happier than listening to my puppy crunch on her kibble! 🥰🥰

[whitney duncan @katelynpie]

I will always drive you to the airport. In fact, I’ve been doing it (minimum) monthly for the last year and a half! 🤷🏼‍♀️

[whitney duncan @katelynpie]

I want, no NEED, to be best friends with @JENCOOLIDGE — she is LIFE. Can you even imagine having cocktails with that woman?! Perfection. #SAGAwards 💗🥂

[whitney duncan @katelynpie]

Anyone else basically been sick non-stop since 2022?

[whitney duncan @katelynpie]

…but damn @madelyncline is easy on the eyes! #girlcrush #outerbanks3 🫣

[whitney duncan @katelynpie]

#OuterBanks got SUPER hokey towards the end of #S3 — completely lost me. I couldn’t manage to suspend disbelief.. then *spoiler* the dead dads x2 to finish the season? Too much. S4 is going to be a hot mess of ridiculous.

[whitney duncan @katelynpie]

@chloe_veitch @joey_sasso can we please be best friends?! LOVING the vibes #perfectmatchnetflix 🥂🥂

[whitney duncan @katelynpie]

@Mellyfax Hahahaha my nail tech just told me about it! She’s married but said she’s “so there” for all the tea LOL!

[whitney duncan @katelynpie]

@Eastlink DM’d, thanks!

[whitney duncan @katelynpie]

@Eastlink are you able to confirm reps out making sales calls? Super sketchy to have people wandering your property in the dark with flashlights unable to present a business card…

[whitney duncan @katelynpie]

I am SO here for #PerfectMatch on @Netflix_CA — MESSY. 😍😍