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fuck brian kemp

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐 @JoroJrn]

i can handle alot... but God forbid there's multiple noises happening at once

[💗 @ma1ybe]

In a meeting at the office one time, this dude fully repeated something I had said almost word for word, just slightly changed. After he finished, my coworker raised her hand and said, “I don’t have anything to add, but I just wanted to point out he basically repeated exactly what Natalie said like it was his own idea.” Happy Women’s History Month to her.

[‏ًً @iUsuaria]

Me impresiona como mucha gente no le da importancia al cielo, literal es un placer ver las nubes, las estrellas, el sol y la luna

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

i wanna have a party where we only listen to songs i like

[wave (returning to the bay arc) @0xWave]

‘just comply’ is fascinating advice from people who tried to overthrow the government because they lost an election and threw a yearlong tantrum over being asked to wear cloth on their face

[James @ScriptsByJames]

I legit remember people deadass telling us “you’re overreacting” about the danger of Trump being elected again.

yeah. we were not.

[‏ًً @iUsuaria]

Me impresiona como mucha gente no le da importancia al cielo, literal es un placer ver las nubes, las estrellas, el sol y la luna

[Mel Reneé @MelReneeStyles]

I have 3 days to regulate my sleep schedule and remember that I am an active participant in the real world.

[awlivv @awlivv69]

rt if you fucking hate AI

[sebastián @lovingcmila]

normal person: i wish my husband was still alive 😢

erika kirk:

[𝑁𝑎𝑑𝑖. @luvblessingz]

One of the best things that can happen to your career is having a good boss, especially in your early years.

[chance @chanceposts]

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using chatgpt for anything

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

hearing a man say “I WAS GOING TO” is such a turn off because first, you didn’t, and second, you’re lying

[𝗞lark @KnightClawk]

I want the world to go back to normal

[𝔪𝔦𝔪𝔦🥀 @cloutless_angel]

i think whoever invented "pet rent" should be flogged and quartered in the public square

[💗 @ma1ybe]

when he says, "leave that up to me. i'll take care of it" and takes care of whatever it is. 🦋🦋🦋🦋

[★ @sabatouille]

gestures to make you more elegant and feminine