Kate Longosky

Talks to strangers - She/Her

[Kate Longosky @katemonster54]

I'm Hamlet in the streets, Ophelia in the sheets. #whyimsingle

[Kate Longosky @katemonster54]

@RepOgles I redownloaded X just so I could tell you that you’re a disgusting excuse for a human and you should resign.

[Kate Longosky @katemonster54]

@VoteLewko @_VinoRosso @DonaldJTrumpJr A Doctor of Education. Not a medical doctor. We called my high school principal “Dr. Hudson,” but I didn’t go to him when I had an ear infection. The fact that you’re doubling down after being corrected tells me everything I need to know about you.

[Kate Longosky @katemonster54]

@atensnut @elonmusk So what you’re saying is that the Democratic Party is the party that cares about defending Constitutional rights? Yes, I agree.

[Kate Longosky @katemonster54]

@FKASerioJosh Aw, 33 year age difference, just like me and my Dad! 🤮

[Kate Longosky @katemonster54]

@LauraLoomer @mtgreenee I did not have “agree with something @mtgreenee said” on my 2024 Bingo card.

[Kate Longosky @katemonster54]

@Delta This is the line for bag drop at PDX. It’s not moving. My flight starts boarding in less than an hour.

[Kate Longosky @katemonster54]

@jtimberlake @JessicaBiel Y’all need to fire your publicists.

[Kate Longosky @katemonster54]

Somebody check on Harry Styles. He’s not ok. #1989TaylorsVersion

[Kate Longosky @katemonster54]

I don’t want to brag, but my Twitter account is very popular with people pretending to be Jeremy Renner.

[Kate Longosky @katemonster54]

Just in case you were wondering which airport is the worst airport, it’s @MCO

[Kate Longosky @katemonster54]

Walked into my hotel room in Orlando, and the first thing I did was look for USB plugs. I blame @thetimtracker

[Kate Longosky @katemonster54]

@ask_aubry “Hmmm, I think this woman I’m texting is pretending to be a man rather than engage in a conversation with me. I know! I’ll send her a picture of my dick.” Whose brain actually works like this???

[Kate Longosky @katemonster54]

Help! I just saw @airmovie and now I want to give @Nike all my money. #productintegration #capitalism

[Kate Longosky @katemonster54]

I love Jamie Lee Curtis, but has Angela Bassett not given everything? 🥺 #WakandaForever #Oscars #NotActuallyWatching

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Republicans don’t seem to like how many people are retweeting this

[Kate Longosky @katemonster54]

Apparently Newark Airport is actually in Elizabeth? @CoryBooker please explain.

[Kate Longosky @katemonster54]

@korndiddy I do this! But I also keep a list of karaoke songs to try out in a private room with close friends before singing it in public in front of humans to make sure I don’t embarrass myself. I might take karaoke too seriously.

[Kate Longosky @katemonster54]

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[Kate Longosky @katemonster54]

@nathaliejacoby1 F*cktrumpet

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

MLK Day is the perfect day to remind everyone that another name for “Critical Race Theory” is “Actual American History”.