Kate Shapiro

novelist, writer, etc.

[Kate Shapiro @katemshapiro]

@HOGTRUCKER @ryasaurusx esp online where your daughter can listen to it and go "oh so you have resented me since the beginning of my life huh?"

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

The Odyssey is about Travis Scott reconciling what happened at Astroworld

[Kate Shapiro @katemshapiro]

@HOGTRUCKER do it

[Kate Shapiro @katemshapiro]

@HOGTRUCKER these colors all ugly af

[jake | 3 DAYS @SENTRYFALC0N]

can they invent a job where i can just Think about minions

[Kate Shapiro @katemshapiro]

I have a new book coming out in 2027! This book is about all things @BravoTV, Vanderpump Rules, and the fucked up world of reality television. So excited that @people has the exclusive cover reveal! https://t.co/steajFMUL0

[JamesFennell MBE @FennellJW]

The last match up this big between England and Norway was at Stamford Bridge... in 1066...

We won that one, but lost to France in the final. 960 years of hurt..

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

Can’t believe I wasn’t invited to Taylor Swift’s wedding despite going through a very public Folklore phase during the summer of 2020. It’s fine. Whatever. I’m seeing Minions & Monsters tomorrow so it’s not like I don’t have plans.

[The Medieval Scholar @MedievalScholar]

Who are you rooting for in the Habsburg-Bowl @EduardHabsburg

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

The Minions:

[Kate Shapiro @katemshapiro]

@HOGTRUCKER you would be the only one

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

The kind of guy who breaks your heart

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Joseph Conrad wrote the Heart of Darkness because he thought colonialism was sooo cool it needed a whole book about it

[Kate Shapiro @katemshapiro]

@HOGTRUCKER they reproduce by spores

[HOGTRUCKER @HOGTRUCKER]

Lucas Star Wars: Everything is politically fucked. gotta see a little guy about it. gonna be big guys too, here’s a sick ass helmet

Disney: uncle tried to kill me and your dead grandpa wants you dead. Let’s kill your grandpa’s stem cell clone, and kill your dead grandpa again.

[kayla 𖹭 mallodydrew @jasperjareau]

Pushing yourself into a reader space to shame them about using the library...

[Kate Shapiro @katemshapiro]

@kyndallrene bro this guy is not scary he is a run-of-the-mill fuck boy like come on now lol

[Kate Shapiro @katemshapiro]

@kimsslutpig1 all their comebacks are so workshopped and chatgpt generated

[geryon @R0SYLNS]

i want her lexapro dosage