existential dread becomes you

I read and I know things. Occasional writer, friend of libraries and animals, garden enthusiast. she/her (long gone to other platforms)

[C.J. Lawrence @CJLawrenceEsq]

WWE ass country.

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

Congress funding Congress funding
the Pentagon school lunches

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

My husband telling me happy new year at midnight after I fell asleep on the sofa hours ago

[existential dread becomes you @katesellsshells]

@MatthewEPierce

[Dr. Mia Brett @QueenMab87]

THIS IS ETHNIC CLEANSING

[existential dread becomes you @katesellsshells]

Kids today will never understand feeling nostalgic about a Campbell's Soup advertisement from 28 years ago because it was on all the commercial breaks during the TV run of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer your mom recorded 92% of on a VHS tape

[existential dread becomes you @katesellsshells]

November Me thanks January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, and October Me for never taking down the Christmas lights

[existential dread becomes you @katesellsshells]

@eve_ettinger I have spent too much time in the abrathatfits subreddit to see their constant ads without rolling my eyes. Their whole business model is people misunderstanding why bras gap or slide in the first place

[Paige Cornwell @pgcornwell]

Can we get her photographed reading a newspaper

[existential dread becomes you @katesellsshells]

@matthewclan Fascinating they think the military would be unbiased and uncorruptible

[existential dread becomes you @katesellsshells]

@briallenhopper I was also shocked, but google suggests it's 35% of households. I'm not sure if individuals who live in multi-family homes show up in that data. Or like people who pay rent but unofficially to family or a friend rather than a Landlord(TM). Seems more complex than one number.

[existential dread becomes you @katesellsshells]

@kirkbozeman The genuine encouragement:

"Kate, congratulations on another anniversary with your company.

Best,
Some Guy In A Suit With Soulless Eyes Who Works For A Corporation Your Last Job Once Contracted With A Dozen Years Ago

[existential dread becomes you @katesellsshells]

@jnicolemorgan VeggieTales-themed wedding

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@lynds_summers Sometimes my dishwasher just refuses to start when I really cram them in. I think they put a weight sensor in or something to discourage fools like us

[existential dread becomes you @katesellsshells]

@annehelen This is the least worst revenant from the 2000s

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@BenHowardOPT She swears like someone who just graduated from an unaccredited christian college and is in a bar for the first time

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@CarisAdel "juicing that girl" omg