Memily Bimble

Author. QA Analyst. she/her. 🇵🇭🇮🇹🏳️‍🌈

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The Odyssey is not a historical story. It’s based on an epic myth. Helen was born from an egg. All of you going on about the cast and “historical inaccuracies” sound ridiculous. It’s a work of fiction. Go touch some grass and read a book.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

The Internet is undefeated.

[Don Jayy @_donjayy]

And they graduated with a Master’s in Cunty Arts & Sciences.

[Pablo Manríquez @PabloReports]

Fun Fact: No ICE agent has ever been killed in the line of duty. Yet they whine about fake threats all the time.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

okay, gamers can have some rights

[Vernon Equinox ✨💚 @AfroJediii]

early 2000s are so back (derogatory)
body fascism, body dysmorphia, and yall just cracking jokes alongside it but none of this funny. the state wants you weak, the state wants you sick (the State itself is also sick), the state wants you dead

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

OH MY GOD.

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

🌱

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

In capitalist America, Taco Bell is our CDC and Waffle House is our weather alert system.

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

So much of America makes sense when you realize our “how we got here” stories are all basically like this.

[Memily Bimble @MemilyBimble]

MY DREAM

[Dragon kingdom.wu🌃 @loongkingdom]

China has announced the ban on the existence of golf courses. It requires that all existing golf courses be incorporated into urban community parks and made accessible to all citizens. Moreover, it states that golf has no sporting value at all.

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[est.1997 (but spooky) @MOLENAIDE]

And y’all can thank the Miccosukee Tribe for playing a key role in taking down this concentration camp!!

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

NYC finally got some more public restrooms

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

ICE has fatally shot 11 people since Donald Trump's second term began.

These are not isolated incidents. They are the predictable result of a cruel, violent system.

Abolish ICE.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

My kids have measles, I lost my job, and a parasite that the CDC no longer monitors has given me explosive diarrhea. But at least now there’s no plaques honoring Black scientists at the Smithsonian.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

deeply saddened by the passing of my colleague, Literal Hitler. while we disagreed on many things, he always knew how to make us laugh.

[Memily Bimble @MemilyBimble]

This seems like a great way to honor McConnell’s legacy. He’d do the same

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Kentucky Republicans have tried to take away Governor Beshear’s ability to appoint Mitch McConnell’s replacement. Beshear says he’s considering ignoring the state legislature and appointing a Democrat to replace McConnell anyway.

He believes the law is unconstitutional, that Kentucky’s constitution gives him the authority, and that he’s prepared to test the GOP on it.

This is exactly how Democrats should be fighting.

[Memily Bimble @MemilyBimble]

Love how as Americans our options for the remainder of summer are deadly explosive diarrhea, or scurvy.

[AnnieRN @ann_mcnitt]

Argh. Cyclospora positive. The symptoms are brutal, and I've lost 6 pounds in four days.

DON'T EAT RAW VEGETABLES OR GREENS FROM GROCERY STORES OR RESTAURANTS!