Kate Flan

tired

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

[Kate Flan @katexgrace]

My upstairs neighbors shattered the tank to their toilet yesterday and didn’t report it so guess who’s apartment is flooded🥰

[Kate Flan @katexgrace]

@megafauna_ Yay!! I’m so happy for you

[Hunter Stuart @Hoont]

I don’t want to hear anyone blame this on mental illness, for example. There are hundreds of millions of people with mental illness who don’t go shooting innocent people at a parade.

[Kate Flan @katexgrace]

I hate it here

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

Nobody warns about the hazards of reading at a young age.

I’ll be mispronouncing words like “haphazard”, “melancholy”, and “hors d'oeuvres” for the rest of my life.

[Kate Flan @katexgrace]

*downloads tinder again*

[Kate Flan @katexgrace]

I can’t be bothered to wear my glasses when I’m at home so I just walk around blindly and hope for the best

[Kate Flan @katexgrace]

Nothing is stopping me from dropping everything and moving across the country and I can’t tell if this is good or bad

[Kate Flan @katexgrace]

Update: my life is still a fucking joke

[Kate Flan @katexgrace]

Cannot wait to chop all my hair off

[Kate Flan @katexgrace]

I understand that I live in Ohio but whyyyyyy is it snowing again

[Kate Flan @katexgrace]

The universe really decided to kick me while I was down today

[Kate Flan @katexgrace]

I haven’t been home for the last week and while I was gone someone shoved a random persons iphone under my door??? For what

[Kate Flan @katexgrace]

I get an hour break at work. What do I do with all this free time!!!

[Kate Flan @katexgrace]

Everyone is out grocery shopping like the world is going to end

[Kate Flan @katexgrace]

I’m moving for the first time in like 6 years and I’ve only packed 4 shirts so far but I’m already OVER IT

[Kate Flan @katexgrace]

The audacity for more snow to fall while there is still snow on the ground

[Kate Flan @katexgrace]

Brandon told the restaurant that it was my birthday without thinking that a group of them would come out singing happy birthday and he sat there and laughed at me the ENTIRE TIME