Kathy H

[Kathy H @katfuji213]

Parenting is like folding a fitted sheet; no one really knows what they're doing. #parenting #momlife

[Kathy H @katfuji213]

Love notes my kids leave around the house for me #momlife #parenting

[Kathy H @katfuji213]

@mass_konfuzion Why aren’t you paying attention to uncle will?

[Kathy H @katfuji213]

Taking out a hair clog from the drain is so satisfying.
…..and that’s how I know I’m old now.

[Kathy H @katfuji213]

COULD NOT AGREE MORE

[Scarlett Longstreet @ScarlettPosner]

I think my favorite part of being a mother has been sacrificing my body, career, mental stability and physical appearance to wait on them hand and foot.

Only to be met with “YOU DON’T DO ANYTHING FOR ME” when I ask them to pick up a fruit snack wrapper.

It’s very rewarding.

[Kathy H @katfuji213]

Why do I even try?

[CeFaan Kim @CeFaanKim]

TW: Yonkers cops say 67YO Asian woman called “Asian bitch" by suspect then punched 125 times, stomped, spit on Fri night. 42YO Tammel Esco charged with Attempted Murder, Assault as hate crimes. Victim suffered contusions, facial bone fractures, brain bleeding.
#StopAsianHate

[Kathy H @katfuji213]

These are the things that make my young children call me “so annoying” and “THE WORST!”

[KJ @IDontSpeakWhine]

Ways to make a teen roll their eyes:

1. Say, "Good morning"
2. Tell them you love them
3. Look at them

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

I twisted my ankle and it hurts so bad. And I didn’t fall down, I was just walking. And I wasn’t walking in heels, I was barefoot. And I wasn’t maneuvering an obstacle course, I was just walking in a straight line at 49 years of age.

[Kathy H @katfuji213]

@mass_konfuzion You yell at your daughter that you’ve been waiting so long for her to brush her teeth, but you’ve just been on twitter the whole time. 🤗

[Kathy H @katfuji213]

@mass_konfuzion I keep them alive, but you’re the fun one who makes them laugh. You’re the favorite.

[Kathy H @katfuji213]

@mass_konfuzion Good luck getting it from our screen loving son ✌🏽

[Kathy H @katfuji213]

@mass_konfuzion Let them live!! #grumpyoldman

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

To @ARizzo44, the heart and soul of the greatest Cubs team of all time.

For all you’ve done on the field and for all you do off it.

Thank you. #TeamRizzo

[Bleacher Nation @BleacherNation]

He caught the ball. THE ball. The most important ball in Cubs history.

[Kathy H @katfuji213]

@mass_konfuzion @MortalKombat What about the last of us?

[Kathy H @katfuji213]

@simoncholland Oh they will. As long as you follow their very specific instructions on how they want them to look.

[Kathy H @katfuji213]

You know it’s bad when you’re yelling “GROW UP!!” to your 5 year old at 9 in the morning. #momlife #sorrybuddy

[Kathy H @katfuji213]

Yepp. The chili I put so much love and time into tastes gross, but crap off the floor (that isn’t even food) is delicious. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #momlife #kids

[Kathy H @katfuji213]

Things you don’t want to hear your kid say: “Let’s play confetti!” #kids #momlife #cleanup