KAT

Well it might be me, but the way I see it, the whole wide world has gone crazy. So baby, why don't we just dance?

Software Engineer 👩🏻‍💻🤘🏼

she/her

[KAT @kathe_gee]

@cvspharmacy app: we can’t refill your prescription, contact pharmacy.

CVS BS phone service: try our amazing app.

Literally no way of contacting a staff members over phone.

Also, your new phone AI is tweaking and not finishing all prompts. Bye.

[KAT @kathe_gee]

To whoever set off this emergency Alert TEST at 4:45am… your mom is a Ho.

[KAT @kathe_gee]

@drunkgalaxy_ @Starbucks We all have our seank days and I’m here for it ✊🏼

[KAT @kathe_gee]

Hi @Starbucks can you please say hi to seank for me? Thank you bye.

[KAT @kathe_gee]

@TedLasso Is LEGO releasing this set???

[KAT @kathe_gee]

@drunkgalaxy_ *respectfully decline* “please record meeting so that I can catch up. Bbyyeeee

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

Trash

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Noodle. He has been a constant source of joy for millions, by sharing his prediction for the day in the form of “bones, or no bones?” Yesterday, Noodle passed away peacefully at the age of 14. He was so loved by so many. It will now and forever be… a bones day. 15/10

[KAT @kathe_gee]

I fixed the bug and my code is ready for demo.
All the other bugs:

[KAT @kathe_gee]

What is the one thing I don’t like? Lemonade.

What’s the one thing @Starbucks insists on adding to my refresher after I ask for water base? LEMONADE.

[Ubuntu @ubuntu]

🙈

[KAT @kathe_gee]

@emilynussbaum Psych!

[KAT @kathe_gee]

@AITA_online In one of the comments he did say she’s been cooking with her mom since she was young, so I think she knows what she’s doing. I use recipes as general guidelines except for baking. One clove of garlic? Ok, add 5 😂.

[KAT @kathe_gee]

@tize4PF I’m more impressed with the fact that there was not ONE DROP of sauce on his shirt. Somehow it got on mine from just watching this.

[KAT @kathe_gee]

You just KNOW when your Publix sub wasn’t made with love

[KAT @kathe_gee]

@bicketss What in the Dinner For Schmucks is this?

[KAT @kathe_gee]

@howie_hua First glance: 90 + 100 - 4

Second look: 80 + 90 + 16