Kat Henning

designer, eater, emerging enemy of the state.

[Kat Henning @kathenning]

calling UPS' customer service is a modern day sisyphean task. hell isn't other people, hell is shouting a tracking number, over and over again, into your phone, forever.

[Kat Henning @kathenning]

@acmevalley UPTOWN BOY well la dee dah

[Kat Henning @kathenning]

if you’re single, are you even ALLOWED to go upstate

[Kat Henning @kathenning]

@optimum shaming me via security questions about the make and model of first car, where i went on my honeymoon, the name of my maid of honor, etc. RUDE and CLASSIST and my wi-fi still isn’t working, please help.

[Kat Henning @kathenning]

all spotify roads lead to arthur russell

[Kat Henning @kathenning]

@acmevalley *disintegrating

[Kat Henning @kathenning]

exposed brick is a satantic presence, imho

[Kat Henning @kathenning]

i’m eBaying like the future of USPS depends solely on how many pairs of ‘lightly worn’ loafers i can sell

[Kat Henning @kathenning]

@frynaomifry yesterday’s live stream made me do burpees to “stairway to heaven” in its entirety, beware

[Kat Henning @kathenning]

@hannahgoldfield an english accent is basically Greek to me now. quarantine or age? 🧐

[Ellie Skrzat @EllieSkrzat]

These Are All Cakes

[Kat Henning @kathenning]

@HLeithauser yelling for Wilbur to come ‘round

[Kat Henning @kathenning]

@theprophetpizza i’ll take chunky and ugly over the thousands of sleek, “in good taste” styles for that plague the milquetoast shoe market. so many suede ankle booties. so many elasticized ballet flats in cloying candy colors. ugly has a sense of direction, at least!

[Kat Henning @kathenning]

@annabellegreer “...and a little child shall lead them.”

[Kat Henning @kathenning]

@kaichoyce Beach Haus?

[Kat Henning @kathenning]

today, like all the days before it, would be a perfect day to arrest the cops who killed breonna taylor

[Kat Henning @kathenning]

fun fact! bonus fact: the same goes for underage men.

[Amelia Ritthaler @ameliaritt]

UNDERAGED WOMEN ARE ACTUALLY WHAT IS KNOWN AS “CHILDREN”

[onagapnotsew @westonpagano]

Living in America means calling the police could kill someone and calling an ambulance could bankrupt someone.

[Kat Henning @kathenning]

@rachsyme coming right up

[DJ LIVE @IAMDJLIVE]

Defund the police and fund this instead