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[katherine @katherinepuglie]

I am so fucking proud of myself💪🏼

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

If I could recommend anything to young women it’s to stay single at 19. I do not know a single woman who had a good experience with a man at 19. Just stay in your home and learn to bake it is better than whatever will happen to you romantically at 19

[katherine @katherinepuglie]

I love my life

[katherine @katherinepuglie]

My toxic trait is underestimating the amount of food I have for the Tupperware I pick out

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Tried to use the Shutterfly mobile app to design my Christmas cards. Selected the wrong photo from my camera roll so now I have 90 of these.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

think about the instagram videos that could’ve been

[DIVINE🌺 @sheluvyarii]

First 2 drinks don’t count if u have anxiety, they just turn u into a normal person

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

These past two months I’ve realized my place is still on the field and not in the stands. That time will come. But it’s not now. I love my teammates, and I love my supportive family. They make it all possible. I’m coming back for my 23rd season in Tampa. Unfinished business LFG

[John Stamos @JohnStamos]

I am broken. I am gutted.  I am in complete and utter shock.  I will never ever have another friend like him.  I love you so much Bobby.

[katie @underupreciated]

When you’re blackout drunk at 3am but your shift at your minimum wage job starts at 9am

[mitchy @mitchoo_oo]

got a full set to teach the hotties how to defend themselves….he’s a king for that

[Mr. Solo Dolo @_KillaaKam_]

Shoulda named that shit Dónde cause where tf it at 😭

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

This might be the most unhinged thing I’ve ever seen

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

gen z doesn’t understand that before the dominos pizza tracker you had literally no way of knowing the status of your dominos pizza

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to @MLB for taking a stand on behalf of voting rights for all citizens. There’s no better way for America’s pastime to honor the great Hank Aaron, who always led by example.

[Emmy Bengtson @EmmyA2]

I would've paid so much money to get to be in the room for the conversation that I imagine went like:

BIDEN: ok what's next

STAFFER: setting up the Oval. Photos are all done. Do you want to keep the Diet Coke button?

BIDEN:

STAFFER:

BIDEN: the what in god's name button

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to my friend, President @JoeBiden! This is your time.

[Mr EUnity 🇬🇧 @gullfrazie]

Twitter has now permanently suspended @realDonaldTrump
Also Trump right now..