Kath Griffin

Poem writer. Bad joke connoisseur. Professional babbler.

[Kath Griffin @kathgrifff]

Let me tell you something that I have not always known,
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[Kath Griffin @kathgrifff]

Been awhile twitter. Quick update on me:

[Daniel 🅿️locker @DPLOCK]

3 things in life are certain: death, taxes, and the fact that my August allergies will annually destroy me

[Kath Griffin @kathgrifff]

@AnastasiaHowell wow oh wow you are so wonderful 💓

[Kath Griffin @kathgrifff]

@kkinseythomas girl I just got Twitter back I ❤️ you!!!

[John O'Callaghan @johnmaine]

Who are you to a stranger?

[Kath Griffin @kathgrifff]

@brookevolkert oh girl I 💖 you!!

[Kath Griffin @kathgrifff]

Imagining a life without coffee is a horrific nightmare

[John O'Callaghan @johnmaine]

I am certainly strange, because I see how awfully boring life seems otherwise.

[daphne j @dafdave_]

This Bread Isn't Even Good but I'm Going to Keep Eating It: An Autobiography

[Kath Griffin @kathgrifff]

"I really relate to konway west"
"Dad it's Kanye"
"That's why I relate to him cause neither of us know what we're talking about"

[Kath Griffin @kathgrifff]

I re downloaded twitter so I could tweet that

[Kath Griffin @kathgrifff]

You know you're going back to Minne when the 5 people boarding in front of you are wearing flannels.....including yourself

[Kath Griffin @kathgrifff]

I just found a phone case with pugs doing yoga on it & I can say with confidence that I have never been this excited

[Kath Griffin @kathgrifff]

College is neat because you sit still for 30 seconds & suddenly you're failing 16 out of the 4 classes you're taking

[Kath Griffin @kathgrifff]

@thatdankent and thank you so much :)

[Kath Griffin @kathgrifff]

@thatdankent I know right?? As for what's next, I'll probably be living in a box... But doing plenty of writing! I'll keep you posted!

[Kath Griffin @kathgrifff]

@thatdankent day maker! Can't wait to read it! & that's always how it goes isn't it? I can never be fully content with my writing