yanny tanner

Don't get strange

[yanny tanner @kathleenifer]

My coworkers think I’m insane

[yanny tanner @kathleenifer]

Today I wrote a press release for the first time and then recorded a Brady bunch song parody for an upcoming presentation and I legit love my job

[yanny tanner @kathleenifer]

@LuckyKittah Diamonds aren’t ever an investment, period, but a depreciating asset so whether your kids will want it comes down to sentimentality and personal taste. There’s no reason not to get a lab one if it saves you $. No one will be able to tell, the ring is about what makes u happy

[yanny tanner @kathleenifer]

Just met jim belushi at a mediocre sushi place in white city....which if you’re familiar with southern Oregon is the last place you’d expect to run into jim belushi!!

[yanny tanner @kathleenifer]

What’s up gang I got new specs just now and I’m going to take this opportunity to tell you I missed you, all you weirdos, and I want to come back to Twitter can I come back please ????

[yanny tanner @kathleenifer]

For the second time this week he screamed at me that I make him want to kill himself. That he wants to be done with me, that he wants to be released of me and for me to leave him alone. I don’t know what to do.

[yanny tanner @kathleenifer]

Guys. My dad crossed the line from verbally and emotionally abusive into physical tonight. I don’t know what to do. I am fine, but completely crushed and defeated. I don’t know what to do.

[yanny tanner @kathleenifer]

@eboldy Ok I promise to only take one picture of you falling for twinja

[yanny tanner @kathleenifer]

@eboldy do you wanna go ice skating with me soon

[yanny tanner @kathleenifer]

my grandpa tried to take my inheritance then never talked to me again

[Jen @JenBarclayX]

My wee Grandad, 87 years young and he’s my no.1 guy💕 I love him with all my heart. And I love recording his reactions when I come to visit. I hope everyone can appreciate the video I’ve made as much as I do👴🏻💕xoxo

[yanny tanner @kathleenifer]

@eboldy @0xKruzr I am actually a lil mad rn thinking about the $400 I forked over to laser my face last week. He doesn’t deserve it!!!!!

[yanny tanner @kathleenifer]

@chickenboo23 This is how I feel about Sunday Riley Luna sleeping oil and Good Genes.......I did not want them to make my skin look so good

[yanny tanner @kathleenifer]

Good morning to everyone except the Grinch

[yanny tanner @kathleenifer]

CHRISTMASSSS

[yanny tanner @kathleenifer]

You know that glossier lady? How tf do I get skin so plump and dewy and perfect and don’t tell me glossier products bc frankly I don’t believe it

[yanny tanner @kathleenifer]

@CobaltCGlass I’m SO excited and also scared because I and my shitty mental health have squandered and burned every opportunity given to me in the last 10 years and the resulting imposter syndrome feels debilitating

[yanny tanner @kathleenifer]

My dudes I got the job AND they think I have enough to offer that they don’t want to bring me on as receptionist as but with a larger role on the customer ops team. I’m getting the fuck outta here!

[yanny tanner @kathleenifer]

@Mandylicious___ ME. For real

[yanny tanner @kathleenifer]

This is my very first grown up/permanent/benefited job and I really think I found a great place to start a career

[yanny tanner @kathleenifer]

Yesterday I went to go drop off my signed offer letter and my team lead/kind of boss I think? saw me in my car and came over to HUG ME THROUGH THE WINDOW and tell me how excited she is for me to join them