Kathleen Caragine

We're All Mad Here⭐️

[✩⋆｡°kronk⋆｡°✩ @krrronk]

friends with benefits but the benefit is i am your girlfriend

[Kathleen Caragine @kathlizzle]

@MetroNorth my AirPod fell onto the tracks and there is no one around to help. What can I do?

[Kathleen Caragine @kathlizzle]

there is a pinecone on the subway

[Kathleen Caragine @kathlizzle]

@BeatboxBevs @l0lmaggie beatbox is the best 🙌🏻🙌🏻

[Kathleen Caragine @kathlizzle]

NY State: *bans plastic bags*

NYC Bodegas: *items already in plastic bag before they hit the counter*

[Kathleen Caragine @kathlizzle]

Never thought I’d be so excited about getting all new dental supplies

[Kathleen Caragine @kathlizzle]

Loud Luxury, James Hype & Friends: Register for Presale Tickets & Win 2 Backstage Passes: https://t.co/ZjiqtMlSut

[Kathleen Caragine @kathlizzle]

Alan Walker – WalkerVerse: The Tour: Register for Presale Tickets & Win 2 VIP Passes: https://t.co/4dalaXnZxQ

[Jeff @MuhNameizJeff]

God has favorites and it’s people who get to boop danger kittens and not die

[Jrg @craigmacdermott]

Be a slut

Do crime

A third thing

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

There is no one I have less in common with than the me who wrote my Facebook statuses circa 2008

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

CDC, 2020: wash your groceries

CDC, 2022: you can cough in someone’s mouth if your boss says it’s okay

[Kathleen Caragine @kathlizzle]

@rvchelk_ @______shaq She also has a rain shower

[Kathleen Caragine @kathlizzle]

So who tf is dealing with the billions of spam calls a day?

[Kathleen Caragine @kathlizzle]

@ginnyllovessyou Yayayayayayayay 👏🏻👏🏻

[Mildly Interesting @interest_mild]

I work at a thrift store and found this vaccine card from 1956. Felt weirdly timely

[Kathleen Caragine @kathlizzle]

People post their Apple watches after working out like I have a clue what any of those numbers mean