Kathryn Stone

[Hadley Freeman @HadleyFreeman]

Banning abortion never actually bans abortions. It just bans safe abortions. And everybody knows it.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

🤣🤣This has perked up my weekend. Love it, chaps. 👏👏

[Josephine margaret @josephinemarg]

I want to go to school. I want to teach the children in my class. I don’t want to watch them and their parents struggle to learn remotely whilst trying to give positive and helpful feedback. My school was open and covid free all last term.

[Kathryn Stone @KathlouStone]

https://t.co/DIKV68dHPJ

[Kathryn Stone @KathlouStone]

@NESCAFE what a disappointment! No Froth. Peculiar taste

[Kathryn Stone @KathlouStone]

@SoVeryBritish @PearsonLindy this is you!

[Kathryn Stone @KathlouStone]

@Cioconnor @Tate I

[Kathryn Stone @KathlouStone]

@thismorning @LadyDetectives1 @janeparenting2 How utterly ridiculous!

[Kathryn Stone @KathlouStone]

Your newest employee @jet2tweets

[Kathryn Stone @KathlouStone]

@PearsonLindy this is us https://t.co/RiXObroC7c

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Yes! Lunchtime!”

*eats lunch in 4 seconds then feels sad*

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I thought we were going out?”

“Sorry, I’ve accidentally put my pyjamas on, it’s not something that can be reversed”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Are you on lunch at the minute?”

No, I just really enjoy holding this sandwich

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

A perfectly valid British excuse:

"Can't be arsed"

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Deciding the third sandwich back is the one for you, as the first two might have been stared at too much

[Kathryn Stone @KathlouStone]

@PearsonLindy @lapearson1 @richardianstone bum bags rule!

[Kathryn Stone @KathlouStone]

@jet2tweets Just back from a week's holiday there. Stunning place!

[Dan Hewitt @danhewitt01]

Worst high 5 of all time...?

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Minor incident: "It's an absolute bloody nightmare!"

Major incident: "It's not good"

[Kathryn Stone @KathlouStone]

@brooksrunning not even one seasons wear. #disappointed #brookscascadia

[Kathryn Stone @KathlouStone]

This is you @19ken95 https://t.co/KGJSNLD501

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Agreeing to go for a quick drink and then immediately checking the last train time