kathleen (she/her)❗️

shut the fuck up

[kathleen (she/her)❗️ @katho3230]

"rly? in church?"

[Travis Chapman @Travispaints]

I painted Back up Terry the legend.

[diurnal moth fan @Jess_D_Ripper]

I love her. She was always dressed like she was going to a parakeet's funeral

[potato bun @erewhonsmoothie]

Skill issue

[Lostnsauce @Lostnsaucex]

Aaron Rodgers spent more time in the MetLife stadium during the eras tour then the did during his debut game for the jets

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

you’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf
get ready for

[Wampler™ @ScottWamplerRIP]

studio execs this morning

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

the hysteria against TikTok explained

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

can you watch him while i go smoke

[Cam Harless @camharless]

44. Barack Obama

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

"young people can't buy homes because they'd rather buy big fancy TVs"

I am begging older generations to understand that televisions have gone from "a thing that costs 4 months' salary" to "a thing you get for free when your roommate moves and can't be bothered to take it"

[🂱 @laylology]

i'll never be a meal prep girl i much prefer the agony and the ecstasy of scrounging around for sustenance like a dog

[trash jones @jzux]

are you ever telling a story and halfway through you’re like jesus will i ever shut up

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

8. Time doesn't heal anything when it comes to relationships. Don't delay difficult conversations.

9. Find the things that make your eyes light up. Do more of those.

10. Always remind yourself that your track record for making it through your bad days is perfect.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Twitter talking about Twitter honestly is getting a little boring.

[A happier day @AHappierDay]

Beagle puppies rescued from a medical testing facility got to meet Snoopy. (OC)

[🔻Cassowary of State Security @YuriFrozen]

What 30% of the city budget goes to