Katharine Schwede

Chicago | UW-Madison | She/Her | Enginerd

[Katharine Schwede @kathschwede]

How many dogs I see is directly related to how good my day is

[Katharine Schwede @kathschwede]

If they don’t all point at each other exactly like this meme during the movie...

[great value frank ocean @damnthony_]

I’m supposed to get drinks with this guy tomorrow and he made a bet with me that, when he gets here, before we go, whoever *loses* a round of smash has to buy the first round—

Y’all why am i practicing right now like I’m training for a triathlon

[Katharine Schwede @kathschwede]

my nintendog would absolutely SMOKE your nintendog in agility js

[Katharine Schwede @kathschwede]

Guaranteed to make your day

[Samuel B. Jackson @samuelbjackson]

Spongebob could lowkey be an opera..... 😂🤔

[Daniel @ShankRowe]

My Uber driver is too busy transcending time and space to pick me up

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Willo. She likes to awoo while she eats. Tonight’s meal was worthy of a gentler, but perhaps more meaningful, second awoo. 13/10

[Katharine Schwede @kathschwede]

Given that the weather skipped right past fall to winter, I can’t help but wonder if this is how birds react when it unexpectedly snows & they haven’t flown south yet

[Katharine Schwede @kathschwede]

aye, @GreenDay, u up?

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

When you’re walking past the aisles at Walmart and finally see your mom

[Botnik Studios @botnikstudios]

We used predictive keyboards trained on all seven books to ghostwrite this spellbinding new Harry Potter chapter https://t.co/UaC6rMlqTy

[KAE @kaexangel]

Saw this on Instagram today, and I can’t explain how much this hurts me to see. Please everyone watch this video and realize how real this is.

[your bff alex @psybermonkey]

Worst vampire ever. Took him 11 years to turn into a bat

[𝒮𝒾𝑒. ᡣ𐭩 @Cindtrillella]

This is a nice thread for Game of Thrones called “What was the fucking point?”

[Nathalie Emmanuel @missnemmanuel]

“Dracarys”

[MarZz @audrey_holla]

This is the best tik tok everyone else can log off

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

Me going into my moms room to bother her when I’m bored