Kathy Piper

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Cute theory, let's play it out.

A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.

But... oh wait, there is no pile.

It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.

The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.

Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.

The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.

But it gets worse.

Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.

Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.

So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.

So the monkeys sit there.

No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.

Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.

OH

And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

FYI… Elon Musk dropped $11 BILLION in taxes in a single year.

The largest personal tax payment in American history.

While he’s out here building companies, creating thousands of millionaires, and paying more than most countries GDPs in taxes…

Democrats like Elizabeth Warren scream that the rich don’t pay their “fair share” and lecture everyone about “equality.”

Meanwhile she created exactly one millionaire in her career, herself.

Keep crying, Liz. The numbers don’t lie

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

You know what’s sad? It took a bunch of appreciative, curious foreign visitors exploring our incredible nation for some Americans to get it. They’ve become our new best friends sharing their newfound excitement.🔥

They’re out here wide-eyed, jaws dropped at the neon glow of Times Square, the soul-shaking majesty of the Grand Canyon blazing orange at sunset, the salty freedom breeze whipping through California redwoods, and the mouthwatering sizzle of a proper Texas BBQ under endless blue skies.

And Democrats bitch…

They’re snapping pics of NYC skylines piercing the clouds, cheering at Fourth of July fireworks lighting up the heavens like stars on steroids, and vibing to jazz in New Orleans streets and getting tours from sports teams.

And Democrats bitch…

Shoutout to every tourist who reminded us: America ain’t just a country, it’s a full-on vibe. A chaotic, beautiful, opportunity-packed fireworks show of a place.

Wake up, Democrats! Fall back in love with your own backyard. The world already sees the magic — now it’s your turn. ❤️💥

For the rest of you Americans, what’s YOUR favorite slice of this epic nation?

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Cute theory, let's play it out.

A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.

But... oh wait, there is no pile.

It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.

The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.

Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.

The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.

But it gets worse.

Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.

Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.

So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.

So the monkeys sit there.

No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.

Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.

OH

And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

Don’t worry about Elon becoming rich with his own money.

Worry about politicians becoming rich with your money.

[Valerie Anne Smith @ValerieAnne1970]

NEW DRUG ALERT FOR DOGS – FDA JUST APPROVED A YEAR-LONG POISON INJECTION

Dr. Maginess is sounding the alarm on Bravecto Quantum — the new injectable PESTICIDE “flea & tick shot” that is causing SEIZURES and DEATH.

It pumps a pesticide straight into your dog’s body… and it lasts 12 full months.

“As a veterinarian, I find this new drug deeply concerning. Injecting a pesticide into your dog that lasts a full year is a 12-month gamble with your dog’s nervous system. We already have documented seizures, tremors, even FATALITIES from drugs in this class.”

Once it’s in? You can’t just wash it off. You can’t reverse it. All you can do is watch and hope.

**Your dog’s blood becomes toxic for a YEAR.**
**Their nervous system pays the price.**

This isn’t protection — it’s Russian roulette with your best friend.

**DO NOT let your vet talk you into this.**
Share this before another dog suffers.

[Kathy Piper @kathympiper]

@RE_McGEE Why are you moving?

[Troy Brewer @pstroybrewer]

Exodus 23:2
2 You shall not follow a crowd to do evil; nor shall you testify in a dispute so as to turn aside after many to pervert justice.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

President Trump Just Revealed the Incredible Bravery of the Two Apache Pilots Attacked by Iran Over the Strait of Hormuz.

An Iranian drone packed full of explosive ordnance slammed into their helicopter, got lodged between the two pilots, and by the grace of God, it didn't detonate.

These warriors kept their composure, survived the crash, and held on for two hours in open water until they were rescued, for the first time in military history, by an unmanned sea drone.

Both safe. Both uninjured.

This is the American warfighter. Nerves of steel.

God bless our troops. 🇺🇸

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

“Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, ‘Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?’ And I said, “Here am I. Send me!”
~ Isaiah 6:8

Tonight, we Americans remember the brave men and women who answered that same call. I wore this scripture on a chain around my neck for 20 years.

They heard the voice of duty — of God and country — and said, “Send me.” They left homes, families, and futures behind to defend liberty on distant battlefields.

Some never returned. Their sacrifice was total. Their “Here am I” became eternal.

Today we honor their courage, their faith, and the freedom they secured for us. We owe them a debt we can never fully repay — only remember and live worthy of.

To every Gold Star family, every veteran who carried the weight: Thank you.

May we never forget those who said “Send me”… and meant it with their lives.🙏✝️

Goodnight, ya’ll.

[Pascal Najadi @imPascalNajadi]

Ready to have your mind blown?

Senator John Kennedy on Elon Musk and DOGE exposing USAID, “I'll tell you what Mr. Musk discovered. I find it fascinating. He discovered:

- The American taxpayers are giving money to Afghanistan
- He found that we are giving money to Yemen
- He found that we are giving money to Syria
- He found that the USAID has 10,000 people employees, and every year they give away $40 billion
- He found that the USAID gave money to support electric vehicles in Vietnam. Our money, taxpayer money
- He found that the USAID gave money to a transgender clinic in India. “I didn't know that. I bet you the American people didn't know that”
- He found that USAID gave $1.5 million to a Serbian LGBTQ group, they got $1.5 million to QUOTE, “advanced diversity, equity, inclusion in Serbia's workplaces and business communities”
- They found that USAID spent $164 million to support radical organizations around the world
- They gave $122 million of that to groups aligned with foreign terrorist organizations
- According to this report in Mr. Musk, the USAID has given millions of dollars to quote organizations in Gaza controlled by Hamas
- He found that we gave $2 million, USAID did, for sex changes in Guatemala
- He found that we gave $20 million to produce a new Sesame Street show in Iraq
- He found that we gave $4.5 million of taxpayer money to combat misinformation in Kazakhstan
- He found that we gave $10 million, USAID did, of meals to an al-Qaeda-linked terrorist group called the Nusra Front
- Mr. Musk found that we gave $7.9 million of taxpayer money to a project that would teach Sri Lankan journalists to avoid binary gendered language. (The USAID took 8 million bucks and gave it to a bunch of journalists in Sri Lanka to teach them how to avoid binary gendered language)
- USAID gave $1.5 million to promote LGBT advocacy in Jamaica
- They gave $1.5 million to rebuild the Cuban media ecosystem
- They gave $1.5 million for quote, art for inclusion of people with disabilities in Belarus
- Another $3.9 million for LGBT causes in Macedonia
- $8.3 million for equity and inclusion education in Nepal

“I could go all night and many of my colleagues are upset. They're really mad at Mr. Musk. Hell, I think we ought to give him a medal”

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Ok, let's take these one by one...

❌"Public setting, not trespassing"
He sat in another team's tent. Memorial's coach testified team tents are like a team bench. You don't go in uninvited. He was told to leave. He refused.

❌"Was NOT the aggressor"
Witness after witness testified Anthony was the aggressor. Before anyone touched him, he reached into his bag and said "Touch me and see what happens." That's not defense.

❌"Knife was legal per Texas law" (irrelevant)
Owning a knife is legal. Stabbing it through an unarmed 17-year-old's heart is not. Nobody was charged with possession. He was charged with MURDER. The jury agreed. Even his OWN COACH testified there's no reason an athlete has a knife at a track meet.

❌"Was attacked by two low IQ thugs"
Nobody testified to that. The one defense witness who claimed Anthony was surrounded admitted under cross it happened AFTER the stabbing. Surveillance showed he wasn't even looking when it happened. And the "thug" was an unarmed honor student, by the way.

❌"Karmelo Anthony is 100% innocent"
A unanimous jury heard 21 witnesses, watched five camera angles, and needed only 3 hours to say otherwise: guilty of murder.

Austin Metcalf got a hole in his heart for asking someone to leave a tent... justice was served.

[Kathy Piper @kathympiper]

@WesleyHuntTX God bless you Wesley Hunt. I'm a proud American because of men like you. Thank you for your service, Sir.

[Wesley Hunt @WesleyHuntTX]

Hey Jasmine…

Black pilot here.

I think you missed the plot.
Then again, that’s becoming a pattern.

I graduated from West Point.
I went through Army flight school.
I learned to fly the AH-64 Apache.
I deployed to combat and flew 55 combat missions over Baghdad.

Nobody handed me a cockpit because of my skin color.

Nobody lowered the standards for me.

Nobody looked at me and said, “Let’s check a diversity box.”

That’s what people like you don’t seem to understand.

Suggesting that Black pilots, Black engineers, Black doctors, or Black leaders need special preferences to succeed is not empowering, it’s insulting.

I didn’t want a different standard.
I wanted the same standard.

And when you’re flying into combat, the American people don’t care what race the pilot is.

They care whether the pilot is qualified.

Merit isn’t racist.
Excellence isn’t discriminatory.

And reducing every achievement to skin color says far more about your worldview than it does about mine.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Just got a call from a friend in my town …

To sum it up - an older man had a stroke in my town and can’t take care of his dog. There’s no information about how old the dog is, name, breed, etc. looks mixed breed to me.

They tell me he’s very friendly. I can’t take another rescue right now, because I have 10, and Pedro is old and needs extra care.

Here’s some pictures, if anyone is interested, I’ll pay the initial vet bills, he probably needs some care.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

@libsoftiktok The money should be removed from Karmelo's family immediately.

No one should be able to raise millions of dollars because they murdered someone.

Raising hundreds of thousands of dollars off the MURDER of another human being is grotesquely evil.

[Whiplash437 @MrWhiplash_]

FBI Director Kash Patel talks about what he’s proved Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama did

“It took me 2 years of my life to prove the following, that a political party in the United States of America in the 21st century would go overseas and hire some bogus intelligence asset to manufacture fraudulent, fake unverified information. Funnel that to not just the intelligence community, but the Federal Bureau of Investigation, and then take those package lies that they had paid for with campaign finance funds, and go into a secret surveillance court and illegally spy on your opponent to be the next president of the United States.

I think that was 45 seconds. That took two years of my life. And what did we find out?

The FISA court themselves came back and said these warrants were illegal, that the FBI did not provide evidence of exculpatory evidence and innocence, and that the FBI essentially lied in those applications.”

It was a coup. It was literally treason and not a single people has been held accountable.

Think about that ZERO accountability even when the FBI Director has proven evidence of treason

This is where we are….

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

@nypost Why do those of us who have never owned slaves and have never been slaves have to keep accepting this excuse for refusing to celebrate America?

I don’t bear responsibility for the actions of people who lived 160 years ago. Just no.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

I’m beyond done with faux outrage from the left whenever a Republican leader, or Trump official, includes their family on official trips.

There are tight laws and regulations governing family travel on government assets…trust me. Taxpayers pay nothing as all expenses are covered privately…think the press corps on AF-1.

Why not give your children the education of a lifetime? I’d sure as hell be doing it!

Pride in America is incompatible with the Democrat Party.

[Congressman Randy Fine @RepFine]

Yesterday, I received an official mail ballot at my Washington apartment for a woman I’ve never heard of.

I’ve rented this place since I got elected OVER A YEAR AGO.

All anyone would need to do is fill it out, sign it, and send it back.

Democrats are stealing elections every day.

PASS THE SAVE AMERICA ACT!