baby hooker

really really ridiculously good looking

[lungs @pleadedguilt]

That alcohol will have me Communicating

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

the more I travel the world the more I stand by this- Wisconsin is gorgeous and horny.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Hey girl, sorry for being a little low energy last night!!!! I’m cursed to carry around The Anvil of Grief & it was just especially heavy yesterday

[Harebrained @HarebrainedInc]

There is no greater feeling in the world than trudging through a snowstorm so that you can meet your friends at a shithole bar.

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

we lowkey exist to get drunk and smoke a cigarette like that's our purpose

[sammy @batekush0]

Desire, I Want To Turn Into You

[Narcissist @SanguineDescent]

just had a stroke of penius

[isabella @thursd4yg1rl]

I’ve always resonated deeply with her

[ً @artfuIchaos]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[𝜗℘ @lacedli]

that damn premenstrual phase where you have gorgeous breasts and a disturbed mind

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼 ✦ @Kristosavage2]

come on childproof weed packaging, you know it's me

[™³k @_tm3k]

A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

phone, wallet, the curse, keys, vape

[ً @artfuIchaos]

to fuck around is human. to find out is divine.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i fucks with you heavy my liege

[🂱 @laylology]

Any woman who sniffs poppers in the club is automatically part of the Oracle of Delphi's storied lineage

[⚛︎ @GioNuclear]

im losing it ngl