Kudos to all the San Franciscans adopting storm drains through the @MySFPUC program to keep them clear. Special props to those who’ve cleverly named their drains things like Purple Drain, Drain on Me, Stormy Drainwells and the Mohammed Nuru Memorial Sewer. #BombCyclone
What I can accomplish in the 30 minutes before someone comes over: sweeping the house, cleaning the bathroom, doing all the dishes, putting away laundry, fluffing the cushions.
What I can accomplish in the 30 minutes the baby is napping: eating a snack.
So far the biggest disappointment about motherhood is that this kid keeps me up at all hours, but never once have those hours been 6-8am on an F1 Sunday.
I know they say that having dogs doesn’t prepare you for kids, but my ability to talk to a living being who cannot use words to talk back is a skill I’ve honed, and it’s serving me well.
@nytimes: Mr. Stubblebine is the new CEO of Medium
Me: LOL they called you Mr. Stubblebine
The job of a little sister is to keep you humble. Proud of you and your new job @tonystubblebine
They say that what your baby hears in the womb then comforts them when they’re on the outside. Instead of nursery rhymes we’ll comfort our baby with the familiar sounds of “are you fucking kidding me ref?” over and over