katie anzalone

kick rocks

[katie anzalone @katie_anz]

bruh the US may be fucked, but at least i’m not a democrat

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

Pray for Charlie kirk.

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

you ever killed your own vibe by remembering

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

Don’t get me mad cuz that’s when my dad’s side starts coming out

[Miles Teller @Miles_Teller]

🐓

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

I don’t need the administration that armed the Taliban lecturing me on gun safety.

[katie anzalone @katie_anz]

@garret_gilland @TomCruise I second that motion

[David Spade @DavidSpade]

Because comedians don’t have a medical chart for everyone in the audience.

[katie anzalone @katie_anz]

13 hours bitch. You know exactly what went down

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Bill tested negative and is feeling fine. He's quarantining until our household is fully in the clear. Movie recommendations appreciated!

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i whisper “the fuck” to myself at least 20 times a day

[katie anzalone @katie_anz]

Sticking up for a shitty friend makes you look like a shitty person 😮‍💨

[katie anzalone @katie_anz]

I’m sure Bill was glad Monica was his girl in his challenging times too.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

I am very, very grateful Joe Biden is our president in these challenging times.

[𝓲𝓽𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵 💅🏼 @missvirgoatt]

one thing about me imma remember how someone made me feel.

[katie anzalone @katie_anz]

I can forgive them for killing off Kylo Ren but a bitch don’t ever forget. @starwars

[katie anzalone @katie_anz]

My immune system will remain elite. Fuck the vaccine.

[katie anzalone @katie_anz]

You don’t need to go to college for a good job 👏

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

mfs be like “what’s wrong?” bitch everything