katie dotson

[helena riley @freshhel]

Im youtuber-screaming “what is up you guys” at myself in the mirror until i feel a shift

[z @zziak22]

need a weighted blanket so heavy that it crushes my bones and I disintegrate into mere dust, settling back into the earth from whence i came

[candy wife @maDUHline_]

my relationship with my car is 50/50. i ignore check engine light and it takes me wherever i need to go

[it’s just meera @meeracleshappen]

replace Ellen with Troy and Abed in the morning

[matt @mattybtweets69]

It was a “bit” your honor

[pinar @pienar]

god watching me take a nap at 10 am

[candy wife @maDUHline_]

This look is called "going to see little women by myself bc despite my best efforts no one wants to love me"

[katie dotson @katie_dots]

it’s national puhskinti day folks @jacobspidey63 @OneyPlays

[katie dotson @katie_dots]

@erossantoyo i miss you more :,) aw man i’m emo now

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

do u think eboys in the 1800s would post claire de lune on their profiles when they were ending another night alone

[cole hersch ⑦ @ColesTwitt3r]

In 2016 I was cast on a reality dance competition show for influencers. It’s apparent that they only cast me based off the number of followers I had, without researching who I was— because when I showed up for filming, the producers were extremely upset. (1/more)

[katie dotson @katie_dots]

@brckhmptn my soul just astral projected

[isabelle @isabelle_greenw]

there’s no pancake too big for Jesus to flip

[sassy sableye @regressoms]

what if we ... watched Avatar the Last Airbender together & cried over Zuko’s character arc....... aha ha, just kidding .... unless..? 😳

[katie dotson @katie_dots]

we’ve transcended

[katie dotson @katie_dots]

looking for my flint lockwood in this world of baby brents

[campbell g @rodeoman]

stanley yelnats opens a grocery store called hole foods