Katie O'Donnell

I thought I was an atheist until I realized I'm a god

[Katie O'Donnell @katie_odonnell2]

Ryan said if he wins the lottery tonight he’ll buy me barbarella…… prayers and shit 🫡🙌🙏

[mariana @pastapilled]

your laugh adds years to my lifespan bro

[milk @wet_foal]

Sorry I would love to but I just made a bunch of rules for myself and I’m actually not allowed to do that

[ZEE MACHINE @ZeeMachineMusic]

Literally no man alive can sing like Adam Lambert.

[Katie O'Donnell @katie_odonnell2]

@Bonnaroo I will never forgive u

[Julie Chabin @syswarren]

free career tip: be so competent they forget you’re unmanageable

[Katie O'Donnell @katie_odonnell2]

Need Panera Mac and cheese in my mouth right now

[Jewels Sparkles @jewelssparkles_]

Putthemotherfuckinmoneyinmymotherfuckinhandsimingucciinabonnetspendinmotherfuckingbandsigothatersigotfansigotstansinthestandsdotheyloveherordotheyhatehereitherwaytheyspendinbands i could really give a damn i could really give a fuck

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

took too many hits of the pen stiller now I’m spending a night at the museum

[nina @ninagrewrites]

please don’t misgender her

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

I wish people could still see my likes so they would know how good my sense of humor is and how correct the opinions I agree with are

[imogen is a daughter from hell @ikykabrams]

and if i said how on earth did that happen because genuinely wtf

[maya rey @wipeyourtearsss]

This is a very IMPORTANT speech

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[mau @rllydu]

saying the word “beer” to me triggers the same response as when you say the word “walk” to a dog

[🂱 @laylology]

yeah i'm spiraling....upward bitch!!! 💯

[manicpixiememequeen @mpmemequeen]

the inside out characters inside of me

[Toyin @taychinoo]

unfortunately I don’t believe in cutting back on spending, the only option is to make more