Katie Cohen

a saturday night kinda pink

[JT @jiratickets]

How me and claude “collaborate” on the work I’m paid a salary for

[Taylor Day @TABYTCHI]

600% tariff on LED headlights

[matt @mattymusgraves]

Lochlan

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

they should do a white lotus season here

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Is everyone crashing out rn or just me and Bieber

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Get me to god's country.

[leave adele alone @rilez111]

Countries should submit bids on being the location for a White Lotus season like the Olympics

[Mikey Reid @mrmikeyreid]

He was the only one keeping delta planes from landing upside down. Now look. God help us all

[Eric Dachman @dachness]

congrats to Abbott Elementary star Jalen Hurts

[Goth Ms Frizzle 🧚🏻‍♀️ @g0thgoblin]

i'm sorry you guys know how much of a lover of slutting it up i am, but wearing a blazer with lingerie under it to the PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION is insane

[THEE DMVGMC @gwenmcdonald1]

If I send you this, it means I’m not going.

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

joe rogan you are so over

[manny @mannyfidel]

timothee chalamet on College GameDay is truly incredible. if you made the average georgia fan watch CALL ME BY YOUR NAME they would invent new slurs

[Grace @gracecamille_]

i am at my thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet

[Chris Murphy @christress]

I couldn’t help but wonder… if Big could hold space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity, why couldn’t he hold space for me?