Katelynn Garrett

I like rocks.

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#secretZazie

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I can’t put my arm down because I just had nexplanon inserted. How long til SCOTUS makes me take it out? Taking bets now

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Everyone pro-life is now required to adopt all these children they’re forcing on the most vulnerable

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Republicans out here regulating bodies and Dems are asking if they should take their shoes off before entering the House

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You ever wonder what the most influential American celebrities think? I think I’m gonna do a lil deep dive

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@TNAquarium am I crazy or was there a famous sturgeon in the touch tank that died (somewhat) recently??

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@KatieDelgado These comments are grinding my gears. “500 year flood event” doesn’t mean it happens once every 500 years it’s a statistic probability. Most infrastructure is built for the 100 year flood

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@JonTronShow dis u? #jontron #tinder #catfish

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My friends, hurry up

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@PetrographyGeek @jouci_jp @amnecliia @SnarkyCon @thatgreenchick @Krs10_Miller @MyMorphSuit @monkeymace @d_a0927 @joyli6293

[Katelynn Garrett @katiebeeg]

My friends, hurry up

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@PetrographyGeek @jouci_jp @amnecliia @SnarkyCon @thatgreenchick @Krs10_Miller @MyMorphSuit @monkeymace @d_a0927 @joyli6293

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Dear @LeanCuisine one ravioli seems a little sparse, eh?

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@iamjohnoliver My friend Chase says I'm funnier than you. Tbf he doesn't think you're funny so I'm not exactly jumping a high bar.

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When you share obvious liberal feminist satire and a conservative misogynist likes it and you can't figure out if they're dumb or nah

[Katelynn Garrett @katiebeeg]

Hey @Burtsbees I’d LOVE to #UncapGingerLime @Target this summer! https://t.co/vQRRn2SMH0 https://t.co/QA3M2UyuJ5

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@ameeeeylia why tho

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When you're riding the high of vindication all day >>>

[Katelynn Garrett @katiebeeg]

Do you ever wanna snapchat someone and be like bro your friends are shitty

[BadHombreLands NPS @BadHombreNPS]

Prairie dogs' tiny hands are great for digging themselves into holes. That's a good thing for prairie dogs. Not so great for a president.

[NOT ALT WORLD @NotAltWorld]

"Do you think he's lying, Jim?"

"No, Fred. That Sanders fella's the last honest man in politics."

#climate https://t.co/Nm3Yhbm4X2