Kate Bri

•Kate •26 •mother •cancer 🌞🍃

[Kate Bri @katiebri13]

I started @RaisingDion on Netflix the other day & I’m legit hooked. Such a good show

[Kate Bri @katiebri13]

A drunk bitch at work really kept yelling at me “hey, hey, do you wanna take this shot w us?”… As if I don’t clearly look pregnant af 🥴🤔 like excuse me?

[Kate Bri @katiebri13]

It’s the caption for me 😂

[Maybe: Papi Women Neglecter vol 5 @JuicegawdinPriv]

I would never talk to my girl again

[Kate Bri @katiebri13]

Being the prego friend that’s left out literally has me feeling some type of way lately

[femme fatale @eliesaaabs]

Somewhere in Italy

[💧🌏 Jen Kader @JenWenKad]

I never want to see a giant pair of scissors at an opening ever again.

[Kate Bri @katiebri13]

@kaymama7 What’s this on? I need a new show to watch

[Kate Bri @katiebri13]

@bxaxy Hey a mf tried his best 🤣🤣

[Kate Bri @katiebri13]

Jordan said “Wtf does this sign at canes mean? If you teach a dog to catch one fish he doesn’t have to work construction in the hot sun..?” 😂 I hateeee him

[Kate Bri @katiebri13]

This all started bc my sisters boyfriends ex kept leaving him voicemails so I decided to turn them into songs lmao 🤣

[Kate Bri @katiebri13]

If you guys were wondering how bored I am today, I’ve been turning funny videos of my kids into dubstep songs 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

[Kate Bri @katiebri13]

This one is called what Kade had for lunch at school

[Kate Bri @katiebri13]

I gave my sister my peacock login… This is what she made my profile name & pic 🙄😂 wtf lmao

[Kate Bri @katiebri13]

I haven’t used Twitter since April.. but felt the need to get on here & tell everyone that the guy cashing me out at Zumies today told me to “dip my chip” when I went to pay w my card. Chip readers have been a thing for HOW long.. How am I just now hearing this 😂

[Kate Bri @katiebri13]

@desbenedict_ Are you fucking kidding me??

[Kate Bri @katiebri13]

@AhhLeeSun__K tonight I ordered peach crown & for some reason my brain went back ten years & sang “Scotty eat your peach like burp, burp” lmaooo

[mazielyn @_Mazielyn]

Newark Area Ladies ‼️ Please be aware that multiply women have had suspicions of having their drinks drugged at The Hub. The Hub staff seems to know and not care about the problem. Be aware when your out and about ladies, shit happens even in a “small” town!

[Kate Bri @katiebri13]

@Raedar64 It literally makes me as uncomfortable as someone saying “take your shirt off”... Like bitch no? You don’t need to see my face creep

[Kate Bri @katiebri13]

But let’s talk about how many creepy men at work have asked me to “pull my mask down” so they can determine “for sure” weather or not I’m actually attractive 🥴😂

[✰ KSWIZZLE ✰ @kaylasversn]

"masks don't work" not a single man told me i'd be prettier if i smiled in the last year