Katie☀️

having my cake and eating it too

[Katie☀️ @katiechechalk]

I tried to post a humbling update on fb that i got into med school but i spelled September wrong and added it as a highschool degree NOICE

[Ritika Goel @RitikaGoelTO]

Rich countries are not used to seeing the effects of global inequities they have created coming back to hurt them.

Never forget that this inequity is why we have #Omicron today.

#onpoli #COVID19Ontario

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

Before you ask a question, first ask yourself “could this be googled?”

[Patches @mostly_cheese]

Instead of “sorry for the delay,” write “thank you for your patience.” In lieu of “apologies for the oversight,” write “if you’re so perfect why don’t you fucken do it.”

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

There are two types of people: those who say “as I said” and who don’t because they don’t need to casually humiliate people

[Team Canada @TeamCanada]

Damian Warner has a new title: #TeamCanada Flag Bearer 🎉

The World's Greatest Athlete is ready to hold the 🇨🇦 at the #Tokyo2020 Closing Ceremony ✨

Details: https://t.co/Nfv41JVy5Y

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Vaxxed, waxed, and overreacts 😎

[K-Ci’s (ooh yeah) @frodeci]

me flying past the Eiffel Tower when we supposed to been in Orlando

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Sometimes I worry my murder won’t be interesting enough to be on a podcast.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

in winter I’m cranky for summer and in summer I’m cranky for winter so abolish weather I guess

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

how come when boomer moms say “you look great!” it always means “you lost weight”

[Naina 🦴 @narniarawr]

PLEASE do NOT confuse your GOOGLE SEARCH with my MEDICAL DEGREE because the GOOGLE knows MORE than ME and is definitely MUCH better

[Lady Glaucomflecken (she/her) @LGlaucomflecken]

This moment brought to you by CPR. #CPRAEDAwarenessWeek #CPRWeek #CPRSavesLives #AEDsSaveLives

[spicytinarollz @spicytinarollz]

me, an old person, listening to olivia rodrigo’s album:

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

I’ll go further & say all exams in med school should be open note. Why do we still prioritize memorization? I have this wonderful machine in my hand that can answer any question in seconds. Test us on critical thinking, on understanding concepts, not how many ATP we make in a day

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

https://t.co/xuDQeMBMpI As a Dartmouth med alum, I would like to respectfully ask the administration, what the fuck are you doing?

[School of Medicine, Trinity College Dublin @TrinityMed1]

Congratulations to our Medicine Class 2021 on your amazing results. We are so proud of you all. We wish you all the best as you journey to your next challenge as junior doctors

[Keegan-Michael Key @KeeganMKey]

Dreams do come true @nbcsnl

[Kareem Carr, Ph.D. @kareem_carr]

check out this obscure math theorem. only a few know about this.