Katie Dalton

annual chipotle pass holder

[Katie Dalton @katiedalmation]

*speeds recklessly past K-9 unit hoping it pulls me over*

[Katie Dalton @katiedalmation]

@noahschrader I’ll never let go, jack.

[Katie Dalton @katiedalmation]

@CortneyGurr THATS INCREDIBLE IM SO PROUD OF YOU GIRL I LOVE/HATE HIIT WORKOUTS

[ @vinnybrack]

This is my favorite video ever and it’s very important to me https://t.co/B9Jd4HBLcq

[relatable @byreIatable]

me: has 3 essays to write

buzzfeed: we can tell how lonely you are by your choice in bread

me:

[Katie Dalton @katiedalmation]

Me after calling security on kids having sex in my fitting room:

[Katie Dalton @katiedalmation]

I brought my favorite round baby spoon to my fav pho joint last week and just realized they took it. Called and they said they “haven’t seen it”

[Katie Dalton @katiedalmation]

I sang gospel hymns in the shower at the top of my lungs and then burst open the door in my towel to see my brother in law came home for his lunch break and now I understand why he spends all his free time looking for a house.

[🌙 @sanamterikasaam]

if u find a guy that makes u laugh, keep him. men r not funny

[Katie Dalton @katiedalmation]

@vanessaatienza I need more of those, thank u ur an angel xx

[Katie Dalton @katiedalmation]

Today was tough. Anxiety can be super loud and difficult to accept, BUT I’m so thankful for the people in my life that make it worth facing. Esp Boyfriends that surprise you at work with cfa (and half a dozen cfa sauces bc true love)❣️

[Katie Dalton @katiedalmation]

@CortneyGurr Yes girl do you use Postmates or DoorDash??

[Katie Dalton @katiedalmation]

@noahschrader Wholesomeness confirmed: Amy watched this and said “awwwwww he’s CUTE”

[Katie Dalton @katiedalmation]

A vintage bench showed up on my doorstep so I think it’s safe to say I’ve been recognized as the resident trash digger in my neighborhood and I’ve never felt more understood and backed by a community before THIS IS MY PURPOSE

[Katie Dalton @katiedalmation]

@peyderrick Why do all church wives give their husbands full back massages mid teaching?

[Katie Dalton @katiedalmation]

The crowd that praised “Hosanna Hosanna” is the same one that crucified Him on the cross. that thought had me weeping today.