Katie Epstein

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

I have to put this speculation to rest. I am NOT dating Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer.

[Katie Epstein @katiedepstein]

I am adoring the cuts to Olivia Coleman any time a @TheCrownNetflix costar wins, she looks so pleased and proud #GoldenGlobes

[Katie Epstein @katiedepstein]

@KristinaLuca YES.

[Katie Epstein @katiedepstein]

@KristinaLuca Right, challenge your lungs a little! You'll run faster when you can finally safely take off the mask!

[Katie Epstein @katiedepstein]

@leahjshafer I want it!

[Katie Epstein @katiedepstein]

@KristinaLuca Not exactly escapism but Mrs. America was good!

[Katie Epstein @katiedepstein]

AMAZING use of Tammy 2 well deployed bravo all #ParksAndRec

[Katie Epstein @katiedepstein]

Someone please tell me what happens if you call (930)1-RALPHIO #ParksAndRec

[Katie Epstein @katiedepstein]

@KristinaLuca Bowties. Easy to overcook and then the ends get floppy and the sauce falls off or they straight up break in the middle 😩

[Katie Epstein @katiedepstein]

A very good boy.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls. all the other humans cheer when they see me. i am the only thing holding their company together

[Kaitlin Menza @heykmenz]

That Rosie the Riveter died yesterday seems a little on the nose. https://t.co/66HDhoNiQZ

[Katie Epstein @katiedepstein]

@KristinaLuca Your doorman gets the biggest holiday tip!

[Katie Epstein @katiedepstein]

Can we add "It wasn't my intention to hurt you" to this, because sure I never thought you were INTENDING to be a dickhead but your actions were still those of a dickhead. You don't get to make yourself feel better about it. #TheBachelor

[Katie Epstein @katiedepstein]

Dear men: saying "you deserve someone amazing" when you break up with us is some condescending bullshit. WE KNOW THAT we just made the mistake of thinking it was you. #TheBachelor

[Katie Epstein @katiedepstein]

It was nice of Peter Kavinsky to come to the senior center so Lara Jean didn't have to go running to him in the snow with no jacket. What a gentleman. Still #TeamJohnAmbrose I guess though.

[Katie Epstein @katiedepstein]

@KristinaLuca That sounds like a preventable problem I must say.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Don’t worry, Mr. President. I’ll see you at your trial.

[Katie Epstein @katiedepstein]

@avery_alina Should have held out for Bagel Hole!

[Katie Epstein @katiedepstein]

Rewatching The OC and realizing Summer was low key the most mature and rational character of the entire show. #JusticeForSummer #WWSD

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning
When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When you’re feeling sad...

Get the bite checked out by a medical professional,
Find and remove the stinger,
LEAVE THE BEE DOG PARK.

(You not being stung & bitten is one of MY favorite things, let’s go)