Katie De Witt

[just matt @questionableway]

walking to the lake. every single person carrying a tall boy or a baby. every patio booked. the white sox are gonna beat the cubs

[Brad R. Torgersen @BradRTorgersen]

Did he really say that? Because it's arguably the most wise thing to come out of any actor's mouth in ten years.

[Matt Lindner @mattlindner]

Not me getting misty eyed over an airport tweet.

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

Actually incredible thing to say as the president of America

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

I vividly remember watching it live on CNN and hearing Jake Tapper say something like "don't ever forget what you are watching right now because someday soon Trump and his sycophants will tell you it didn't actually happen."

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

i want this image to be my friend

[Nick Newman @NinerNick_22]

I pay for

NFL Sunday Ticket
YouTube TV with Red Zone
Disney Plus
Amazon Prime

Yet, I'm literally watching the 4th quarter of the MNF game on someone's TikTok live.

Despicable

[Burns @therealburns3]

I have YouTube TV and ESPN plus yet still can’t watch Monday night football tonight on either

[David DeWeil @daviddeweil]

I get why people eventually get into bird watching. A beautiful little humming bird would never run up the middle 3 straight times and then punt

[Nellie ⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥👹 From Hell @SpeakNellie13]

ITS ALRIGHT
YOU WERE DANCING THROUGH THE LIGHTNING STRIKES
SLEEPLESS IN THE ONYX NIGHT
BUT NOW THE SKY IS OPALITE
OH OH OH OH

[Gregory B. Sadler - That Philosophy Guy @philosopher70]

Oh man! It gets worse. Almost half our students are below average!

[Sydney Urbanek @sydurbanek]

I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live

[everslay⸆⸉ ☁️ @everslay13]

the concept of an otter pun to so high school to congratulate taylor and travis on their engagement. its perfect

[seb @sebirodz]

there are sentences being created that have never been created before

[mary @elaine_stritch]

hey the girls and I are gonna climb ev’ry mountain later if you want in

we’re also gonna ford ev’ry stream and follow ev’ry rainbow, time permitting

lmk

[trap dad @dude_gang]

I got that dog in me (I’m scared of fireworks)

[SJ ☁️ @sjumpthenfall]

sorry my independence day happened 35 days ago