Remember when you sleep trained your twins and they finally slept through the night and you were like โThis isnโt so bad!โ and then they became toddlers and said โF*CK YOUR SLEEP PLANโ and never slept again without waking you multiple times first? Good times, great oldies
Get married young. Have kids. Live in a small town close to family. Go to church. Smoke a cigar with your buddy on the weekend. Lift weights. Mow the grass. Romance your wife. Build a treehouse. Read good books. Take your boy fishing. Pray.
PSA for new twin parents:
Itโs a universal twin toddler law that if one is heading for danger in one direction, the other is sure as shit headed for something twice as dangerous in the opposite
PALLIATIVE CARE DOES NOT MEAN YOURE DYING. I AM SO TIRED OF MY COWORKERS LOOKING AT ME LIKE I HAVE 3 HEADS WHEN I SAY I ASKED FOR A PALLIATIVE CONSULT FOR A PT. PALLIATIVE CARE IS A BENEFIT, A PERK! IT IS NOT A DEATH SENTENCE.
If you and your partner have the goal of not going to bed angry itโs best to wrap up all arguments by 7pm and then not speak to each other for the rest of the night
.@PlattsburgHS GBB coach Chris Hodge's dad Randy never missed a Tiger game.
Due to COVID-19 complications, Randy missed all but 2 games this year.
Plattsburg is 2-0 with Randy back, including a district title win over Mid-Buchanan Friday.
Recap:
https://t.co/cCeDbXvCDJ
You are totally replaceable at your coaching job. You are NOT replaceable at home. Remember that perspective when youโre thinking about โbalanceโ.