KT

It's like picking a puppy

[tom @pilau]

Tim Burton in talks with Jonny Depp for role in the new Adams Family

[the talks]

Tim Burton: I’m-

Jonny Depp: in

[KT @katierolfe_]

republicans response to trump being an unhinged bully:
..
republicans response to Kamala Harris arguing w/conviction and demanding respect:
“The devil is a WOMAN! my flawless moral compass says that a woman arguing=RUDE and MEAN”

[KT @katierolfe_]

im hearing plenty of republicans criticizing Harris for being condescending/rude as if their big orange toddler has spent a single second of his presidency practicing common decency 🤡

[KT @katierolfe_]

Just heard an ad on the radio for a “breast cancer” awareness walk. 😳😳Unbelievable!! Why not an “ALL forms of cancer and disease” awareness walk ?? 😡😡

[Michael Raphone, Sr. @michael_raphone]

(Interview to be a hot dog vendor at a baseball park)
INTERVIEWER: how loud can you yell 'hot dogs'?
ME: (eyes go completely black) HOT DOGS

[KT @katierolfe_]

@Jah5s @katelolwut @katelolwut this is so hot you’re getting hate memes that’s fucking sick

[KT @katierolfe_]

@JamieMarcello Lmaoooo u even have the like edgy smirk down (in real life boys that usually a default expression bc they can’t form complete thoughts)

[Add your name @lebronjamie05]

yooo why does little me in a hoodie and hat look like 90% of the boys I have crushes on at school I am beyond disturbed

[KT @katierolfe_]

@katelolwut DAMNIT

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

everyone who wrote “never change” in my high school year book is going to be super disappointed to hear i got treatment for my bipolar disorder

[KT @katierolfe_]

@ericastaunton22 my second favorite was that whole Mesopotamia nonsense if that’s a better answer

[KT @katierolfe_]

personally, my favorite topic in middle school history was the Roman aqueduct system. What was everyone else’s ??

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

great, more bad news

[KT @katierolfe_]

@adriantarr But maybe that’s the capitalism speaking

[KT @katierolfe_]

@adriantarr Hot take gross take