Katie

[Georgeclarkey @George_Clarkey]

BREAKING: The corgis flee Britain as they find out they now belong to Prince Andrew

[Hadley Freeman @HadleyFreeman]

Banning abortion never actually bans abortions. It just bans safe abortions. And everybody knows it.

[Erica Buist @ericabuist]

I don’t think I could keep a smile off my face if I watched this 80,000 times.
https://t.co/Fi6fKOlC3x

[Griff Ferris (Bluesky - @gferr1s) @gferr1s]

If police try to stop and swab you: you can refuse. It’s your right.

While police regularly abuse their power and act outside the law, they have no legal power to forcibly swab or drug test you on the street

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

The Conservative and Labour front benches are in a competition to see who can come up with the most idiotic drug policy to pander to an audience of reactionaries who are genuinely convinced that outside every school lurks an army of dealers trying to sell crack to 5 year olds.

[Tumi @Tumi213]

Imagine an episode of The Office where they all have to get vaccinated

[Pato @lloydpato]

These people leaving everything they have behind not knowing where they are going or what happens next. The only difference between them and you or I other is sheer luck of where we were born, remember that when you see people trying to find a better life for their family’s.

[Ahmed Ali @DrAhmednurAli]

Please understand, no one latches themselves to a plane knowing they will fall to their deaths unless the sky is safer than the land.

[Tyrone Mings @TyroneMings]

You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.

[Bronterre @Aron_B]

This is like a scene from the office

[PeopleJustDoNothing @KuruptFM]

‘PEOPLE JUST DO NOTHING - BIG IN JAPAN’ IN CINEMAS 18/08/21. THE WEST ARE IRRELEVANT 🎥🍣🍾

[rags @reegnkay]

sociology should be a core subject

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

When Tory MPs say there’s no money to give NHS staff a pay rise, to feed working class kids in the holidays, or to raise Universal Credit, remind them the government is set to spend £200 million on a new royal yacht.

If there’s money for the Royals, there’s money for the people.

[Tracy Beaker @TracybBeaker]

These albums were only for the elite xx

[Dónal🚩🌲 @commie_spice]

Some stats about the Met Police