Katie Snyder

[Katie Snyder @katiesnyde]

Is your stuff any safer when you ask a stranger to watch it for you? Anytime someone asks me to watch their stuff in a coffee shop all I think about is if I could get away with stealing it myself. #AmITheOnlyOne?

[Katie Snyder @katiesnyde]

@autfish 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Katie Snyder @katiesnyde]

At a drug testing lab, Backstreet Boys is playing. Seems about right.

[Katie Snyder @katiesnyde]

@BreWoods16 I think it's a general Southern thing. It's definitely a thing in rural Georgia.

[Katie Snyder @katiesnyde]

@kfelisberto12 @Starbucks #BeaverStreetYouths

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Body Positivity FTW: There’s Now A Doll For Girls Who Have Long, Rectangular Bodies And Necks That Hinge Backwards https://t.co/6zBu0wdqdV

[Katie Snyder @katiesnyde]

Why do paper towels other than Bounty even exist?

[Katie Snyder @katiesnyde]

Me: (places groceries on the conveyor belt hoping to keep it in order and pack it nicely)
Aldi: Not now, not ever.

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

TRUMP MOMENT as @VeepHBO closing credit scene is 🤣😂😂
(Based on @Walldo tweet)

[Katie Snyder @katiesnyde]

@tamjoswag hahahahahahaha. A customer once handed me her mobile daughters' hands while she got money out. It was so awkward.

[Katie Snyder @katiesnyde]

"I like my coffee strong"--says the man who poured a full canister of sugar and creamer into his flavored coffee. #YouDontEvenCoffee

[Katie Snyder @katiesnyde]

@lilmissireland ugh. I'm so sorry for you. I wouldn't wish this upon anyone.

[Katie Snyder @katiesnyde]

When you realize the house cat peed all over your bed after an exhausting day. 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼

[Katie Snyder @katiesnyde]

@gotyourbakke dang kid, good for you

[Katie Snyder @katiesnyde]

I played Ticket to Ride with a stranger last week at a coffee shop. Now we're board game buds. #ILoveBoardgames #AndFriends #GodSend

[Katie Snyder @katiesnyde]

@gotyourbakke like real dreads? Since when?

[Katie Snyder @katiesnyde]

I'm going backpacking for the weekend, I think I packed enough food for 3 weeks. #GirlsGottaLive

[Katie Snyder @katiesnyde]

From The Screwtape Letters. So good.

[Timothy Keller (1950-2023) @timkellernyc]

Everyone says they want community and deep friendship. However, because it takes accountability and commitment we run the other way.

[Katie Snyder @katiesnyde]

One does not simply "shop efficiently" in IKEA