Kathyrn Reed

There will be no consistency.

[Kathyrn Reed @katievollenweid]

I’ve officially made “Digging a Hole” by @Mythical (Rhett & Link) my entire personality.

[Kathyrn Reed @katievollenweid]

Someone tell me it’s illegal for a job to make you pump in the bathroom. Asking for a friend.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

If you encounter a cougar on the trail, we strongly recommend the opposite of pspspsps.

[Kathyrn Reed @katievollenweid]

@ReadingRenae I mean I’m struggling at 27 😳😳 couldn’t imagine having a baby 10 years ago

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

if you're cold, they're cold. bring them inside

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

This is the best routine of all time 😂 @UTdanceteam

[maiden china 🥢⏳ S. Qiōuyì Lù @sqiouyilu]

NaNoWriMo... National No Writing Month. don't write a single word all month. not even a tweet or an email

[Kathyrn Reed @katievollenweid]

Today I learned there are US citizens who believe Donald Trump is next in line to become the “new King of England.” Y’all.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Imagine what it does to our culture’s perception of Christ’s gospel when Christians are among the loudest of those disapproving of people being released from their debts.

Lord, have mercy.

[chuck degroat @chuckdegroat]

If you’re still stuck on *my rights* and not compelled by *how can I best love my neighbor*, you may have missed the plotline of the biblical story.

[Theo Ash @TheoAshNFL]

“But I need an AR15 in case the government tries to take over” brother if the government wanted to they could bounce a laser beam off the moon and evaporate your house

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Dear Republicans,

Why doesn't "pro life" include the "life" of the mother?

[Kathyrn Reed @katievollenweid]

My boss came in this morning and asked if I’d heard the amazing news. I said no. He told me babies aren’t going to be killed anymore. And I told him I didn’t realize the US was providing universal healthcare.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare

[Kathyrn Reed @katievollenweid]

You know you’re having a bad mental health day when you apologize to your therapist for scheduling an appointment between your normally scheduled appointments.

[𝒢𝒶𝒷𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓁𝓁𝒶♡ @angedelvmort]

abusers be like: how dare you ruin my reputation by telling people the things i said and did to you…

[Kathyrn Reed @katievollenweid]

The amount of times a day I consider moving to New Zealand to become a sheep herder is increasing exponentially.

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

- Alone with the Samaritan woman at the well.
- Alone with the woman caught in adultery after her accusers leave.
- Alone with Mary Magdalene outside the tomb.

Jesus was really bad at following the Billy Graham rule.

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

has anyone tried imagining all the people