Katie

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

I said “homeboy wore combat boots to the beach” to a group of Gen Z coworkers and not a single one understood the reference. We have failed them

[Naomi West @emailfromnaomi]

I’m sorry but what is .HEIC and why did Apple make it the most difficult photo format

[Julia LaSalvia @juleslasaslvia]

Being 30 is so awk bc people will be like, how old are you? And you have to say 30

[abby govindan @abbygov]

break ups are 2 weeks of being sad about it and then 6 months cringing over how embarrassing you were being during those 2 weeks

[betty hofstadt draper francis @holloway_____]

this is without a doubt the hardest i have ever laughed in my life @kellyclarkson #LuLaRich

[Katie @katiewestrich]

@melanieislazy @sannewman The Oxford comma is important.

[Katie @katiewestrich]

@goldengateblond @melanieislazy

[Rod @justme_rod]

Outerbanks and game of thrones have something in common.

I haven’t seen a single episode.

[Katie @katiewestrich]

@50FirstTates @melanieislazy

[Katie @katiewestrich]

I never had a father and I haven’t been a part of any major social problems…🧐

[Marco Rubio @marcorubio]

Every major social problem in America can be linked to fatherlessness

Wherever involved fathers are rare,crisis is certain to follow

And billions in government spending is no substitute for fatherhood

[Rod @justme_rod]

Millennials are obsessed with “closing their rings”

[bbqueen @ngocbbuii]

imogen heap really said it best:

what the hell,,
is going on

[Katie @katiewestrich]

I’m going to need for @DairyQueen to not advertise items on TV that they don’t have at their locations. 😤

[Katie @katiewestrich]

@melanieislazy

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Reminder to never stop the HUSTLE

H ave a nap
U se the couch for napping
S leep during the day (nap)
T ake frequent naps
L ie down and nap
E njoy a nice nap

[Katie @katiewestrich]

@melanieislazy @chescaleigh You see this is a good idea in theory...

[Rod @justme_rod]

Me at 11 pm: “time for bed”

My brain: “nooooo you want 2 servings of cereal”