Katie Morano

I'm not doing anything I said, but I didn't even believe it myself.

[Katie Morano @katili]

I was looking up Argentine Tangos for.. Reasons, and came across this. Oh my god, it's phenomenal. https://t.co/YjjIVEGttS

[Katie Morano @katili]

@_chelsvane I have a heat pump! So comfy in here :D

[Katie Morano @katili]

I don't think I *actually* broke my pinky on the dryer, but gosh it sure feels like it.

[Katie Morano @katili]

@emilio__oilime I was in labor for 34 hours with my first baby, play the game 😂 You got time!

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

Strengths: works well under pressure

Weaknesses: doesn’t work otherwise

[Katie Morano @katili]

Well this is about what I expected from ‘Merica Day.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

no more apologizing for being socially awkward, it is the normies’ turn to improve

[Liz @lizzard1278]

I was told there would be a handbasket.

[Katie Morano @katili]

@JenniferEAtkins Can't help, just jumped in with you. *hugs*

[@chimeracoder.bsky.social 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder]

the perfect political metaphor does not exi—

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

R.E.M. lied to me about the end of the world as we know it. I do not feel fine.

[Nicholas Ferroni @NicholasFerroni]

If you are okay with having Muslim, Jewish and Hindu students sit through a Christian prayer in public school, and not okay with having Christian students sit through a Muslim, Jewish or Hindu prayer, then it’s NOT religious freedom- it’s religious oppression.

[Katie Morano @katili]

"Can I hear some Mariah Carey?" "Uh.. no."
dun nuh nuh duh nuh nuh

[Heather Monahan @HeatherMonahan_]

Therapy is expensive. Listening to a Canadian radio station play "Killing in the Name" on repeat for hours on end is free.

[Katie Morano @katili]

@1Password Well that’s cool! Can’t wait to try it :)

[Lauren C. Taylor @elleceetee]

I’m sick of living in unprecedented times.

[Arianna Huffington @ariannahuff]

So, to sum up the Supreme Court’s week: life begins at conception and ends in a mass shooting.

[Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire]

Since I now have fewer rights than a corpse, can I stop paying taxes?

[Prof Gina Neff @ginasue]

Right now, and I mean this instant, delete every digital trace of any menstrual tracking. Please.