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*Obi Wan Kenobi voice* "Hello there!". Welcome to a bad twitter bio. she/her

[K @Katizeee]

@captainsbucky_ The one sitting or lying on the stretcher ?

[Kris @krxsctr]

UK Civil Service salaries never cease to confuse me, you can either help manage the UK’s nuclear defence for £47k or you can make TikToks for Andy Burnham for £57k

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨💣 BREAKING: JUDE BELLINGHAM BECOMES THE FIRST MIDFIELDER IN HISTORY TO SCORE 7 GOALS IN THE WORLD CUP.

[link @SlLENTPRINCESS]

argentina vs spain game this sunday..

[Chris Deeley @ThatChris1209]

England went 1-0 up and Southgate’s waistcoat started calling to Tuchel like the Green Goblin mask

[𝗙𝗜𝗔𝗚𝗢 🇩🇪 @fiago7]

Yeah that‘s what you get for sitting back like cowards after taking the lead against Argentina

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

How do you park the bus with 20 minutes to go against a team like Argentina?

[Adam @AdamFulwell_]

I do think that should be it for Tuchel.

He was brought in to win these sort of games and has done what we’ve done the last decade. Crumble.

Need some new ideas and belief. We give far too much respect to teams when we’re better than them.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

It wasn't to be… but if you are a victim of domestic abuse tonight, call the following number:

0808 2000 247

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

I've backed Tuchel from day one but the trust is gone now. I've never been so appalled and embarrassed by a tactical approach to such an important game. Sent us crashing out to our biggest rival like cowards. Get him gone

[Olivia Buzaglo @OliviaBuzaglo]

Lost for words really. That was in our hands. Momentum should’ve been ours after Gordon’s goal. Tuchel’s subs all wrong. Can do that against Mexico, not Argentina.

Absolutely gutted.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Argentina to Jude Bellingham when he touches the ball for 1 second

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Lionel Messi gets his favourite referee for England vs Argentina World Cup semi-final despite conspiracy theories that tournament is 'rigged' https://t.co/4JkufTa1bx

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Who’s gonna tell Harry Kane this only works for Argentina😭

[Annemarie Dray @AnnemarieDray]

I think I’m living in a different reality to everyone else. This is how bad people get into and stay in positions of power when other people (who aren’t bad) choose to go along with whatever they say and ask.

[Archie🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @CymraegATFC]

Back in the day you could wear full suits of armour into parliament until woke came in 1313

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

People of Clacton, this is your time: vote @CountBinface !

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

🚨 Quarter Finals are set:

🇫🇷 France v Morocco 🇲🇦
🇪🇸 Spain v Belgium 🇧🇪
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England v Norway 🇳🇴
🇨🇭 Switzerland v FIFA 🦴🐕

[Clem @FCGB_Clem]

C'est tellement une dinguerie ce n'est jamais arrivé 5 arbitres de la même nationalité. Et ils nous mettent 5 argentins. Ça commence à être bien visible là