vitaminK

just throw all the puns at me........ probably wearing a grey shirt

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@bewgtweets

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I cant Im watching the guy mow peoples neglected lawns for free

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I cant tonight. The guy who power washes rugs just posted a new video

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The OG rizz was Max Goof impersonation of Powerline

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Refilling my fruit bowl brings me so much joy for no reason

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Instagrams new mute/pause feature BLOWS

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Good morning to everyone except the people who dont like the movie Signs

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Pausing the movie after the “Love is an open door” scene and telling my daughter Anna is insane and we will never be that desperate 🙂‍↔️

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I cannot stress this enough when I say: Linkedin is a cesspool

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Itll all make soon sense enough

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Its finally time for me to rewatch Inception

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Its 2009, everyones fb album was titled whats a goon to a goblin? Life was good

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My 5 yo never stops talking, ever. Unless hes sleeping. Today he asked me if I “ever think of 200 million thousand pinkies?”

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A bumper sticker that says “im probably sneezing”

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Wtf did i do before the fast fwd feature

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Footballs are real shitty at being balls

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Few things im sure of in life… death, taxes & the fact that sensodyne will never be on sale

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I cant explain it but the CEO caught cheating at the Coldplay concert has the face of a douchebag

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No one:

My brain in 2009: 🎶 alejandro, alejandro, ale alejandro ale alejandroooo 🎶

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@SamRockwe in galaxy quest

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@subq @lakemonstercl1 “This isnt over, your policies are just as pathetic as you and your<beep> <beep> <beep>” *everyone clapped*