Monogamous Monopolus Katie

A ruthless business woman and proud prison wife ❤️

[CJ☔️ @samwakinsvv]

Why she look like a homicide detective pulling up to the third body found today LMFAOO

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[chloe @Dykeocletian]

Americans seeing someone sweat from exercise for the first time in their obese lives and concluding that it must be something special about America that doesn't happen anywhere else 💀

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

I hope Tim is having a good pride month.

[Castelblanco Urbano @FrioTemplado]

Mi sueño húmedo del mundial es que irán elimine Estados Unidos en alguna fase

[Ferret @Ferretgrove]

a reef

[Mara Webster 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @Mara_Webster]

If anybody asks how I’m doing right now I’m going to send them this video as a representation of my current state of mind

[Ttuz @Ttuzzhase]

개웃기다
내가 환자였으면 너무무서웠을듯 움직이지도 못하고 경로가 어떻게 생겨먹었는지도 몰라 난 할 수 있는 게 없어

[• @WordsCocoon]

may 31, sunday...

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

At this point prices in The UK are just made up:

What do you mean a return train to London is £140?

How is a weekend away in England £600? I can go abroad for a week for that!

Why is a house that was £700 a month a few years ago now £1500 a month?

How is a full tank of fuel now costing more than £100?

Why is my car insurance going up every year on the same car with no claims?

How is 2 carrier bags of shopping costing me nearly £100?

We're honestly done aren't we.

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

truly with all the love in my heart he is giving grandpa who ate paint

[Simon @Simonblox]

Well that was one of the most insane thunderstorms I’ve ever seen in the UK..

Can’t quite believe this footage I’ve captured over Liverpool tonight ⚡️

[Heloïse @noiseofheloise]

Voilà une planète qui va bien!

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

went on a walking tour in sarajevo and in the tour group was these 8 fresh college graduates from arizona. i asked them what the hell they were doing in bosnia. and one of them goes “so we all really love playing geoguesser. and one day the spot was in bosnia and none of us could identify it. we got so mad we decided we had to visit bosnia.” honestly? king shit

[Anne 🐗🐍🦃 @GovernorAnne]

I would never hike Mount Everest because I have IBS so with my luck I’d have to pop a squat at high altitude and not have enough oxygen to stand back up and end up with an Everest corpse Wikipedia page where they call me The Shitting Girl

[まだ面白い @madaomoshiroi]

コウモリ達を逆さまに撮影してみたら、ナイトクラブにいるような錯覚に陥るのまだ面白い

[TheBossRoss 🇪🇺 🧶 ❄ 📷 6x💉 @BettinaSRoss1]

So what happens when Reform take over your local council?

This.

#KentCountyCouncil

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

why the actual fuck is a Fox News guest wearing a sophisticated full head mask

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

it's always something new with these mfs 😭

[yearnie mac @KNGSHxT]

He got that shit on omg