Katie McDaniel

I wish I was like you, easily amused

[Katie McDaniel @katmcdan]

It ain’t 2009 no mo

[Katie McDaniel @katmcdan]

I’ll grow up next summer ( me last summer, this summer, and more than likely next summer)

[Katie McDaniel @katmcdan]

I’m too alone to be proud

[Katie McDaniel @katmcdan]

how bout take the time to waste a moment

[Katie McDaniel @katmcdan]

if imma be sad imma do it with pizzazz

[Katie McDaniel @katmcdan]

My debit card gets suspected for fraud at least once a month but it’s really just me being a gremlin

[Katie McDaniel @katmcdan]

You wouldn’t last a day in my head

[Jared Moskowitz @JaredEMoskowitz]

Ovaries shouldn’t be more regulated than Assault Weapons.

[Katie McDaniel @katmcdan]

@skashh That makes me feel a little better 😂

[Katie McDaniel @katmcdan]

Trying to keep me, my dog, and my plants alive is too much. How do people have kids

[Cesar @isthatcesar]

let’s take a nap together is my love language

[noodlehead @riceemammii]

I can’t sleep without creating a fake scenario in my head

[Katie McDaniel @katmcdan]

It should all add up but it doesn’t

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“you’re so passive aggressive” omg I’m sorry. i meant to be aggressive aggressive

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

god i’m not ur strongest soldier, i’m not even a soldier i am a frail young woman STOP IT

[obi @obiyeet]

i do not have red flags i have fun facts

[Katie McDaniel @katmcdan]

Could not ask for a better day to be having a pizza party

[••••• + @realty2x]

Nobody apologized for how they treated me they just blamed me for how i reacted

[Katie McDaniel @katmcdan]

Mary literally called the police on me one morning when I was in high school 😩😂