Katrina Katie Kates

what is happening

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

she should be president

[Pookie De La Créme @speeeena]

At least I still have Reels

[Christopher @molochofficial]

It’s increasingly clear that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in the media ecosystem; she’d have extracted all entertainment value from the Hawk Tuah girl in a 3-minute segment and banished her back to anonymity, maintaining ecological balance

[Stephen Fishbach @stephenfishbach]

Petition for #survivor to edit Keith Nale saying "Survivor aint fun. Going on a cruise is fun!" into the opening credits of every episode.

[sophie @netcapgirl]

oh you have an ipad kid? mine is already building dashboards that give executives deeper insight into critical business functions

[mai @delenacastaways]

it was called “the cw” and they made teen dramas and supernatural shows, and the shows went on for +7 seasons, which were released annually, almost every good ship had the actors dating at some point, each cast had their own lore and once a year they went to sdcc and had panels

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

The secret to getting kids reading is the same thing that worked in the nineties. Reading Rainbow. Free pizzas. Shakespeare rom-coms. A million Jane Austen adaptations. Movies where a guy gifts his beloved an enormous library. Dog who acts out the classics.

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

this is literally what imposter syndrome feels like

[Jon Lovett @jonlovett]

stop the steal

[Ara @lefilmara]

New girl enjoyers seeing Lamorne Morris win an Emmy

[⎈ julia ⚓︎ @ca11mebiles]

this video with context makes it so much funnier bc literally me too rachel

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

It's been a privilege bumpin that with you tonight

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

mary bennet at the netherfield ball

[kaav @kaavyya]

imagine asking him to scan a QR code to look at a menu

[Jordan @itsjordanapps]

legacy is un-debated, you gon’ jump if I.G. made it

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

choosing my baby’s name

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

we’ve actually already seen a preview of how this will go down: https://t.co/v8DOuE8Jtv

[Karli Marulli @karlimarulli]

me: what should i dooooo
nyt cooking: beany leeky greens with greeky rampy beans