@ZackBornstein OT but I was watching Shrinking and I’m seeing the credits like wait. no. no way? Admittedly I have been avoiding twitter because of you know who but my favorite pando tweeter also does that amazing show? so awesome and no wonder it’s so fucking funny
Goddamn the Blazers dropped the ball SO hard. They had so much w Dame and they never did anything remotely this cool. Also I need one of these in my life.
Milwaukee Bucks handed out green “Dame Time” watches to their fans tonight with Damian Lillard doing his signature celebration inside the clock.
THAT is a great souvenir! ‼️⌚️
*shows up at the toddler park with toddler*
woman struggling to get her off leash dog back on a leash as it furiously barks and tries to escape: “sorry, she’s afraid of little humans!! She’s the sweetest dog though really! etc,etc”
me: …. *completely fucking baffled* 💀
so happy to have @GEICO COMPLETELY ABANDON me after my car was stolen. Really happy to be a long term customer of Geico. Definitely getting a new insurance company if anyone has recommendations.