kelis

[LiterallyMeCats @literallymecats]

the face I make after saying huh three times and still not hearing you

[shay᭡.ִֶָ𓂃 @yappingbambix]

just checked my bank account after prioritising my happiness

[$yde! @Bigsydee]

being sensitive is so embarrassing bc how do i explain to you that im sad bc you dont seem excited to see me when ive been excited abt it all day

[໊ @wynrosei]

i prefer a lil favoritism. i wanna be treated better than everyone that's in your life

[ᨳ @empyocean]

i have no clue how to flirt, so i just say random things and hope you find me cute and then fall in love with me

[✰ @SoftButToxic]

How to lose a guy in 10 days (2026 edition)
•Tell your friends about him
•Respond fast
•Care about him
•Text him
•Genuinely like him

Works like a charm everytime

[َ @gffyoq]

i wish i could say "??????????" in real life, it would be very useful.

[𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒂 𝒐𝒇 || 🔪𝒕𝒘𝒕 @coveswhore]

Do people actually moan while masterbaiting ive never done that before

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

nooooooo don’t make me go to work

[. @whydo_idothis]

i’m actually tired, like from the bottom of my heart, i am tired.

[☁️ ρυρ zᶻ @pupissussed]

I feel like I don't play an important role in anyone's life anymore. I just wake up to wake up and do the same thing everyday and it makes me feel sick

[vivi🍨 @cravingchinese]

I hate when im having a conversation with someone and i can feel how dry my responses are but i cant come up with anything else to say

[ella 🌙 @ellagun7]

running into someone you don’t like in public and you’re chopped

[✮ @istgnolimit]

i either read for 8 hours straight or don't touch a book for 8 months there's no in between

[Lex @Lexnium]

Yo con miedo cada vez que reviso cuánto dinero me queda en la tarjeta

[Woku 🏳️‍⚧️ @Lacksicle]

"Why dont you ask chatgpt" "why dont you ask grok" mf I will go into a dark room with a mirror and chant bloody mary and ask her before I ask ai a mf thing

[⋆.𐙚 ̊ caitlin 🫐 @cmiahfan]

do you guys ever take a quick nap but you like aren’t asleep?? you can still feel yourself awake but you’re like not awake either?????