Punky Bookster

#rollerderby and #yoga and #cats and #psoriasis and #psoriaticarthritis

[thenutritiontea @thenutritiontea]

I cannot stress enough that I need to know the food situation before doing anything. Are we just having a lazy afternoon strolling? Is lunch included? Are we going on a date? Is it just drinks or are apps included? Is the conference just offering coffee and water or food as well?

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is clearly a baby polar bear who wants uppies. Please pick them up immediately, and only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10

[Steven Spohn (Spawn) @stevenspohn]

I am not less-abled.
I am not alternatively-abled.
I am not differently-abled.
I am not uniquely-abled.

Stop trying to come up with cutesy ways to avoid saying the word disabled like you're trying to curse around a two-year-old.

I am disabled. Say the word. It's not a bad word

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

I’m not sure how widely this is understood. It’s not that the chance of getting sick is actually low now, it’s that our leaders have decided that it’s time for us to just be cool with getting sick a lot now, and we’re all being socially pressured to act like it’s weird not to be.

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

Because I create a subtle curvature in the spacetime around me and gravity is an infinite-range force

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Lost cat: It looks like the night sky, holds all the planets and galaxies, a dark ocean scattered with light which reflects our lonely humanity when we stare up at it. If found, please return.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Making yourself smaller than the bear works too. Really really tiny. The size of a quarter. But then you have to look out for spiders.

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

😷

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

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[Anthony Michael Kreis, FRHistS @AnthonyMKreis]

Today’s your annual reminder that Georgia has a groundhog named General Beauregard Lee who comes out of a plantation house that should’ve been burned to the ground by Punxsutawney Phil on his March to the Sea… but here we are. He’s not to be trusted.

[JP @jpbrammer]

february 2nd isn't very fun for a holiday that asserts a groundhog has psychic abilities

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

If your answer to "how can immunocompromised people can safely participate in society again," is that they should stay home indefinitely, then your public health policy is a failure.

[Jessie Earl @jessiegender]

My cat is literally named after Newt from Fantastic Beasts. I listened to audiobooks Harry Potter so much I went to sleep to them. I hate that I can’t enjoy the HP franchise. But you can’t support it and support trans people until someone actively trans supportive owns it.

[trash jones @jzux]

(acting noticeably tense and weird) i am playing it so cool right now

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

in lieu of joining a new platform I will be disappearing into the night sky in a hat carriage pulled by bats

[laura (no descriptor) @mauraloran]

We’re half way through October. Ask yourself “have I been a spooky enough?!” If you haven’t, try to be more spooky

[trash jones @jzux]

what’s the opposite of the zoomies. that’s what i have