Katy Conroy

Comedian and Dolly Parton worshipper. She/her.

[Katy Conroy @katy_conroy]

I like to call myself a lifeguard because I save chips from sinking into queso with another chip all the time.

[Katy Conroy @katy_conroy]

Today, I, too will be wearing a thunder vest and taking trazodone

[Katy Conroy @katy_conroy]

Color analysis is the new MLM

[Frank Costa @feistyfrank]

they didn't separate. they SPLIT.

[Katy Conroy @katy_conroy]

I heard there’s a rule that the day you no longer feel jet lag is the day you legally HAVE to start photo dumping your European travels on Instagram. So here we go!

[🇵🇸Thierry🇵🇸 @Thierry18473451]

For me, this news is captivating because it is surreal and bordering on the absurd. So many obvious yet millionaires have voluntarily paid for it. I am in awe like her. #Titanic #titanicsub #submarine #OceanGate #titanicsubmarine

[Katy Conroy @katy_conroy]

Do all the American Doll stores have an underground Med Spa attached?

[ross kimball @therosskimball]

You thought the writer’s had over the top picket line theme days?????? It’s on.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

BREAKING: Taylor Swift spotted out in New York City with Home Improvement hunk Richard Karn after her split with The 1975 frontman Matty Healy.

[carrington 💋 @thelifeofcarri]

Rest in peace Tina Turner. One of my favorite videos.

[Katy Conroy @katy_conroy]

Based on my excitement and the rush I feel when the succession theme song plays, it may be a good idea to make it my morning alarm.

[Katy Conroy @katy_conroy]

They look like the judgy family members at a wedding who only stay for an hour, but want proof so they take a silly photo in the photo booth.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Official portrait of Charles III and Camilla.

[Katy Conroy @katy_conroy]

It’s really fucked up when you need a pair of scissors to open a 3 pack of scissors.

[Jabari Brisport @JabariBrisport]

Jordan Neely was lynched.

He had no food, no water, no safe place to rest. He had the audacity to publicly yell about that massive injustice, so they killed him.

[taylor santiago berger @taylorberger69]

& that’s that!!

[Katy Conroy @katy_conroy]

@alienreese OMG I legit thought this last night while watching friends and was gonna tweet that. It was the sad “hi” that made it click.

[Phillip Iscove @pmiscove]

Hit them where it hurts. #wgastrong

[Katy Conroy @katy_conroy]

@therosskimball Omg yes