someone’s mom

Become aware that there are no accidents in our intelligent universe.

[someone’s mom @katylsill]

tbt that one time the pregnancy hormones got the best of me when my sis took a sexy lil top from my closet and said “can I just keep it? You’re a mom now, it’s not like you’re ever going to wear a tube top again...” 😂😂😂 @rachdSILLY

[someone’s mom @katylsill]

@Cheupacabra People who clap when the plane lands.

[someone’s mom @katylsill]

@rachdSILLY It’s like did she/the writers even THINK to consult anyone bipolar or did they just take the low hanging fruit of every stupid ass, tired stigma in the book??

[someone’s mom @katylsill]

Show me ONE solid representation of bipolar depression in tv/film. I’ll wait. (Been waiting 🙄)

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

i am sincerely sorry for this but based on this video i’m afraid i must inform you all that bill nye is slinging unbelievable dick

[Chase Bernstein @Chase__Chase]

1 out of every 3 blueberries is an absolute nightmare

[Nick Walters @nickwalt]

Kobe's last public statement:
A salute to LeBron

[someone’s mom @katylsill]

My ego feels inclined to add the fact that I DID however leave Uptown Cheapskate with 84 whole doll hairs, thank u vry much

[someone’s mom @katylsill]

Leaving Plato’s Closet with a full bag of rejected clothing is a unique brand of humiliation :/

[someone’s mom @katylsill]

@rachdSILLY Water + Bellame = my skin’s salvation

[Sam @SamDikanovic]

Finals come around and now you like the library?
Name 3 of their songs

[CJ @ewwwdaviiid]

@chrissyteigen please respond to @AlleeHansen this is her only birthday wish and she is poor 😢 #birthdaypeasant

[someone’s mom @katylsill]

@jesssjordan you shouldn't

[someone’s mom @katylsill]

@chrissyteigen like she bought your cookbook, c'mon Chrissy

[Crickets of Lubbock @CricketsLBK]

@caghstand You do you, girl... You might just have to do you from the parking lot 😉💁🏼